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....a girlfriend who won't try to "fix" me.... You haven't been 'fixed' yet? Not the way THEY want to do it....! how about a harem of beautiful women fixing you all at once- and u get to keep them??? Well, now we're getting into an issue of semantics (and the July issue was really good, too) -- because "fix" can mean so many different things, but the bottom line is I just don't think I NEED to be fixed -- all I want is one compatible one who WON'T feel the need to fix me.... Bingo. |
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....a girlfriend who won't try to "fix" me.... You haven't been 'fixed' yet? Not the way THEY want to do it....! how about a harem of beautiful women fixing you all at once- and u get to keep them??? Well, now we're getting into an issue of semantics (and the July issue was really good, too) -- because "fix" can mean so many different things, but the bottom line is I just don't think I NEED to be fixed -- all I want is one compatible one who WON'T feel the need to fix me.... Bingo. |
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Im wanting santa to send soemone my way that can see me for who I am on inside as well as the outside
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A new backbone, literally. Ahh the pain and the suffering!!   
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I want Santa to give me his list of naughty girls.
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I want Santa to give me his list of naughty girls.
Why, so you can shove coal up our (oops-inappropriate) 
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I want Santa to give me his list of naughty girls.
Why, so you can shove coal up our (oops-inappropriate)
Oceanbuze, you said "our". So, how naughty can you get?
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I want Santa to give me his list of naughty girls.
Why, so you can shove coal up our (oops-inappropriate)
Oceanbuze, you said "our". So, how naughty can you get?
You'll have to ask SANTA-- 
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my kids and my grandson to have a wonderful xmas
and i already got the coach purse i wanted, so i am good this year lol |
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I have a big list... some naughty and some nice but I don't think I'm getting any this xmas : /
But then again... you never know! |
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My kids to have a great Christmas and remember the true meaning of the season. A new car wouldn't hurt since mine is toast but I'm not holding my breath.
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Please send xtra gifts for the kids, I have to cut way back on my spending this year! Thanks Jolly St. Nick
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This year with the economy the way it is I want Santa to bring me a big A$$ pile of coal so I could have free heat. If He's checking his list I know I was naughty enough this year to make it through the winter..
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all i want;
a vw van. |
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An end to the pagan celebration of Christmas. Christmas has lost its glow and charm, and has become a sham.
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Same thing I ask for every year. Guess he's too busy for me
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Peace among my family members,to just enjoy the hoildays together..
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a stocking full of stuffings
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i just wanna see boobs
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Dear Santa,
This year I put a bucket next to the chimney. No need to dirty up the designer stockings hanging from the mantel piece. Since surely you've got your secretary (am sure Mrs. Claus doesn't mind the sexy elf that seems to always be underfoot, is that a red lipstick stain on your beard?) running around helping you check that list twice, I just wanted to remind you that I've being very bad this year, and I would appreciate your special attention. To make things easier, and so as to avoid delays in delivery of gifts, I am making a list of transgressions. Please be sure to annotate any incidents that I may miss, you are always so thorough. (Your articles on "Elf workers comp." and also the one on "Elf romance in the toyshop" were really well researched and I loved reading them). me, oh and ps. I want a gi joe action doll. |
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