my 2 1/2 year old says the funniest and sweetest things! he asked me to sing "HIS" song (which is "you are my sunshine", where i use his name in the "you" part) he kicks back and says "i love this one"

yesterday we were in town shopping and i picked him out a new pair of shoes to try on, he sees himself in the mirror and says' "oh, how cute" all sweet

my nephew asked me if pee and sweat were cousins.
and then my other nephew said i looked like a well dressed pickle.
i love those little kids.
XD

oh yea, his funniest comments are about his potty training! the other day he said, "my poop is big, mommy, help me get it out!" RIDICULOUS! like.... how am i supposed to help him!

A PICKLE! but your hair is red!

apparently i look like a pickle.

lol, kids are wierd
i told my son, "you are so big for going potty on the toilet" he says, "No, you're so big mamma"

weird*

My nephews once asked me, each one sitting on one knee, "Tita (meaning Auntie), how come you have boobs and Mom doesn't?" I almost choked with laughter. Love, love, love those two.

My five year old son. Got the biggest kick telling his daddy that girls pee out of their butt. Because he knows that their "peepee's" are on the inside.

When my daughter was 2 1/2 she literally dismantled the doorknob to the bathroom and broke in. She went to the shower curtain like some sort of silent cat burglar and pulled the curtain back to find her Dad taking a shower. (Thank goodness we were aware of her prowess with a screwdriver and had begun to shower with our swimsuits on...anyways..back to the story). She gasps, and excitedly says, "Papa! It's raining in da' house!" (lol)

Yup, precious.

As I was curling my hair for work one morning, my then three-year-old daughter is sitting on the edge of the bathtub watching me intently.

I become frustrated because I can't get my hair to curl the way I want it to and put the curling iron down as I say, "Dad gummit!"

My daughter gasps, "Mama, is that a naughty word?"

I chuckled and said, "No, baby, that's not a naughty word."

She thought about it and inquired, "Oh, can I say it?"

I chuckled and responded, "Well, sure, you can say it."

And, in a loud, firm manner she stated, "Gawd dammit!"

a foster child in my parents home was talkin t my dad
''mister mark can i c yur muscles?''
''sure brian'' dad says an shows him his muscles
''wow i bet i knw how they got that big!''
''o? hows tht brian?''
''from all that kissin u do on mrs tracy!''

I remember my little brother riding in a cart at Wal-mart.. as we passed a father and daughter, my 3 year old brother said "Hello, Mr. Black Man."

My friend's grand-nieces are the 4 yr old twins on "Boardwalk Empire" and last week someone recognized them at the mall with their mom. The fan came up and asked if they are on the show and one of the girls looked at them and said "Yes but no autographs please". The lady laughed and asked "why not?" the other twin answered ...."Cuz we can't sign our names yet!!"

I remember my son had found a dime on the sidewalk, later that night he was crying, and I asked him what was wrong, he said "I lost my baby quarter"...he thought his dime was a baby quarter, i was like awww-

Was at the movies today watch Toy Story 3. While in line a young lady looked up to me, pulled on my pants, then asked me were my kids at. I told her I have no kids, I saw her thinking then she said " you need some to watch this movie". She said I could sit next to her if I wished. Her mother was in tears watching this. Her father was killed in action over seas. I had tears to.