A WOMAN'S POEM......

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed..
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


A MAN'S POEM.......

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnastic nymphomaniac with
huge boobs, who owns a bar on a golf course and
loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't
rhyme and I don't give a ****.

The End

yep! I’ll go along with that! I’m not poetic either but I want everything this bloke wants and more.

Amen Brother

AN Old Ladie's Romantic Prayer:

Make him young,and sexy,
Tons of money,me buy a Lexy.
He do not want kid,
And,"I gave at the office!"-is what I said.

Money and sex,Youth,that's the rest;
And when he too old,He gets Heart Arrest!!

(You guys are not the only selfish ones;let us old ladies have a crack at it,you'll be surprised, hee hee.)

Haha...dorothy

Good comeback!!