Fine, I'll become a single parent and adopt Soufie.
Greenteam - I like it

I dunno what that email was all about but his profile was even stranger. Here's what it said:
"I need a woman who needs clinical assistance, wants to be a single mother or has a hubby or for same-sex parenting. Her father's mother should be oversized, large, as my father's mother was above average in size and that is the needed position for a larger child. I have six heavyweight bodybuilders in the cousins location and if the woman who responds is larger, she should be masculine as obesity might restlt. My preference is Asian, I know my seven Asian Predecessors names and am "a white" still working to meet the original wave. I am also Hispanic in three locations, they too offer me their names."

Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, how is my college tuition fund coming along?
Are we hispanic/asian now?

Yes, and I believe that being a minority, single parent bumps my social status up to where you will be accepted into any college you choose!
I started saving this morning, the college fund is really starting to build up fast. I also decided to back off to only a few bong rips a day from now on, to save money and all.

I am not sure what to think about all that............

I only want the best for my kids.

Did I mention I was an orphan........

JW!! I'll adopt you too! Now Souf has a brudda =)

Sweet. I do have to warn you I have a few behaviorial problems......

Like what? I need to know ahead of time so I can buy the proper how-to books.

Well on all my report cards there has always been this comment. "A pleasure to have in class but tends to talk too much"......

Can I be adopted too????

Will you adopt me too, I'm about 90% done with college already!

haha-soon you will be the old lady in the shoe Row??? lol

Mommy, I think you better keep the bong rips,
and sell it on the street. I don't mind an uncle
or two. They can help me with my schoolwork.
And a brudda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can dress us alike.
He will be the one with the ball-gag.

You guys are a crack up.... an uncle or two lmao

JW - motor mouth is a serious condition. I will ask around about this.
Cap and Fire you're in too - I don't even wanna know how much 10% of medical school is..... imma need more uncles. ha

I can even get a part time job!!!!!!

This could work.
So mommy doesn't have to.

I wanna be sedated - Yes.

I wanna be adopted - No.

...

As there is SRO to be adopted by
the RowBaby, probably not a problem.

i don't even know where to start with this. but... i am thinking finding a single mum is on the very bottom of the issue list for this one here...


smoke up stoners!

And I'll bring the snacks!!!!