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Topic: Foggy Halloween night
Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sun 10/31/10 07:33 AM
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... when behind him he hears: Bump.... BUMP... BUMP.... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him. FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, The coffin stops.

Missangel16 Joined Mon 10/18/10 Posts: 12	Sun 10/31/10 07:46 AM
Don't really understand

WandaOW Joined Thu 01/14/10 Posts: 22	Mon 11/01/10 02:15 PM
Ummm, ok, what's the joke?????

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Mon 11/01/10 05:10 PM
Don't really understand The joke is a play on words. Another word for "casket" is "coffin". A person who needs cough syrup is usually coughing (or "coughin'"). So the word play is coffin/coughin'. Both words are pronounced the same way.

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Mon 11/01/10 05:23 PM
I thought it was a cute joke

christbud Joined Fri 09/10/10 Posts: 209	Mon 11/01/10 08:51 PM
Well that's 30 seconds of my life i'll never get back!

WandaOW Joined Thu 01/14/10 Posts: 22	Tue 11/02/10 08:36 AM
I hate jokes that make me think too hard

Missangel16 Joined Mon 10/18/10 Posts: 12	Sat 11/06/10 02:38 PM
Don't really understand The joke is a play on words. Another word for "casket" is "coffin". A person who needs cough syrup is usually coughing (or "coughin'"). So the word play is coffin/coughin'. Both words are pronounced the same way. oh now I get it. Thanx 4 taking the time to explain

eklectek Joined Wed 06/09/10 Posts: 1575	Sat 11/06/10 02:40 PM
not funny but very witty....i like this one.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sat 11/06/10 02:47 PM
Don't really understand The joke is a play on words. Another word for "casket" is "coffin". A person who needs cough syrup is usually coughing (or "coughin'"). So the word play is coffin/coughin'. Both words are pronounced the same way. nicely explained

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sat 11/06/10 02:50 PM
ahaha

wingedwolf Joined Fri 10/29/10 Posts: 12	Sun 11/07/10 09:21 PM


dorothyblueeyes Joined Tue 11/09/10 Posts: 18	Tue 11/09/10 05:09 AM
Yeah,I was working too hard to get it,either,maybe if it was shorter. ha ha. otherwise,it would be funny.

mb1029 Joined Mon 11/08/10 Posts: 11	Wed 11/10/10 09:29 PM
roflmao!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 11/10/10 09:52 PM
That and old joke that I heard years ago but I think it is one of the best Halloween jokes ever!

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Thu 11/11/10 03:01 AM
Omfg Spooky Lmao

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