........BORED!!......

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

Kinky is using a feather; Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.

Bravo; for being bored, you certainly entertained me.

The driving downtown part is correct...but only if you actually wanna drive downtown. bowling alleys are way more fun to go to and watch people just for a good laugh. Always has a good mix of different kinds of people.

Confusion is me....I cant talk circles around someone in such a depth that at the end i'm not even sure what i'm talking about. That only happens when someone has at least half a clue though. The clueless need not apply.

A different perspective on the pigeon....sometimes you're the pigeon and sometimes you're the bb gun aimed at it. And then a cat jumps in your way.

Life is full of opportunities. if you look too hard you will never see them

mr. speeddemon72,
i wrote that **** out of boredom.
its not what i actually do or believe necessarily.

HAHAHA! truth hurts lol *wondering.... should i have brought my first-aid kit to this site??* LOL

Didn't say it was. Found myself in a similar predicament of being bored. There is something to being a smart *** that helps with things, such as being quick witted. It's not like i spent half the day coming up with those things. was just the things that came to mind after reading ur blurb. thats all.