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Topic: tell me a joke
ozman1887 Joined Mon 10/04/10 Posts: 79	Thu 10/14/10 04:36 PM
Tonight im a little down and out can someone cheer me up

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 10/14/10 04:58 PM
Cheer up buttercup, at least you don't live in the Middle East.

incidius Joined Sun 09/26/10 Posts: 282	Thu 10/14/10 05:25 PM
3 dobermans are in the pound 1st one looks at the 2nd +askes what u in for? he replies ive been humpin my masters leg 2 much n am getin neutered you? ya same thing he replies they ask the 3 dog what about u? my master is a woman an the other day she got out of the shower n bent over 2 pick up her towel n i just couldnt help it i ran up behind her and gave it 2 her. ah so youre getin neutered 2 huh? no he replied im gettin my teeth cleaned and my nails clipped!

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Thu 10/14/10 05:32 PM
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

incidius Joined Sun 09/26/10 Posts: 282	Thu 10/14/10 05:34 PM
thats really good

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Thu 10/14/10 05:42 PM
As I get older three things have happened. The first is my memory went, and the second is, ummm, ahhh

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45395	Thu 10/14/10 05:57 PM
3 dobermans are in the pound 1st one looks at the 2nd +askes what u in for? he replies ive been humpin my masters leg 2 much n am getin neutered you? ya same thing he replies they ask the 3 dog what about u? my master is a woman an the other day she got out of the shower n bent over 2 pick up her towel n i just couldnt help it i ran up behind her and gave it 2 her. ah so youre getin neutered 2 huh? no he replied im gettin my teeth cleaned and my nails clipped!

Jenninqc Joined Tue 10/12/10 Posts: 81	Thu 10/14/10 06:06 PM
There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head in the drs office chatting... the brunette says, I hear that you can tell the sex of your baby by the position you were in at conception, I was on the top so I am having a boy. The redhead says, cool, then I should be having a girl because I am always on the bottom. Just then the redhead started screaming and crying...the other two asked if she was ok, the blonde replied...no, no, no...I think I am having puppies.

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Thu 10/14/10 06:15 PM
i feel crappy tooooo. i'm pretty sure you could kill someone in front of me and i would have no reaction.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 10/14/10 06:16 PM
i feel crappy tooooo. i'm pretty sure you could kill someone in front of me and i would have no reaction. Where's the punchline?

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Thu 10/14/10 06:17 PM
your face.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 10/14/10 06:18 PM
your face. I don't get it.

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Thu 10/14/10 06:20 PM
look for it.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Thu 10/14/10 06:23 PM Edited by Dodo_David on Thu 10/14/10 06:39 PM
Life's a joke, and I'm the punch line.

incidius Joined Sun 09/26/10 Posts: 282	Fri 10/15/10 02:06 AM
i used to be into s+m beastiality and necrophillia but it was to much like flogging a dead horse

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Fri 10/15/10 02:09 AM
two guys walk into a bar the third one ducks.

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Fri 10/15/10 03:45 AM
a drunk irishman walks out of a bar......

incidius Joined Sun 09/26/10 Posts: 282	Fri 10/15/10 04:10 AM
two guys walk into a bar the third one ducks. i always thought that was a good one

incidius Joined Sun 09/26/10 Posts: 282	Fri 10/15/10 04:12 AM
a new resteraunt opened up in town, had reservations,went anyway

JamieRawxx Joined Sun 08/08/10 Posts: 2710	Fri 10/15/10 07:01 AM
two guys walk into a bar the third one ducks. i always thought that was a good one i dont get it.