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srsly, chickens have brains about the size of a lentil. it crossed the road becuz it was there. they dont have a reason 
You're such a downer man!  
i dnt mean to disillusion u goof. yanno theres no Santa, correct?
Santa IS real! 
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Edited by
newarkjw
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Oops! 
I think that is what chicken said when he got run over by a 73 Vega.... 
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 a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
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srsly, chickens have brains about the size of a lentil. it crossed the road becuz it was there. they dont have a reason
You're such a downer man!
i dnt mean to disillusion u goof. yanno theres no Santa, correct?
Santa IS real!
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 a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
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a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
Another classic!
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a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
so profound! |
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There has been much debate; here are most common answers:
Douglas Adams: 42. Aristotle: To actualize its potential. It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. Roseanne Barr: Urrrrrp. What chicken? Ludwig van Beethoven: What? Speak up. Bodhidharma: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature. George Bush: To face a thousand points of headlights. Julius Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer. John Calvin: It was predestined to cross the road. Bill Clinton: Define "road". Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross? James Dean: Because it was chicken. Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to Homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence. Salvador Dali: The Fish. Charles Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Chuck Norris: If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road, too! |
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Beethoven........WHAT?....hahahahahaha
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There has been much debate; here are most common answers: Douglas Adams: 42. Aristotle: To actualize its potential. It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. Roseanne Barr: Urrrrrp. What chicken? Ludwig van Beethoven: What? Speak up. Bodhidharma: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature. George Bush: To face a thousand points of headlights. Julius Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer. John Calvin: It was predestined to cross the road. Bill Clinton: Define "road". Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross? James Dean: Because it was chicken. Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to Homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence. Salvador Dali: The Fish. Charles Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Chuck Norris: If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road, too! Chuck Norris quote has to be the answer. You do not Phuck with the Chuck! |
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clearly he went across to get the garlic salt
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The chicken cross the road? I know the answer isn't as simple as "To get to the other side". I mean. He had to have needed something from over there right? |
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srsly, chickens have brains about the size of a lentil. it crossed the road becuz it was there. they dont have a reason
You're such a downer man!
i dnt mean to disillusion u goof. yanno theres no Santa, correct?
Santa IS real!
Yeah and so is the easter bunny, Love that little guy!!! 
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cause it wanted to suck the rooster for crack......
some may get this joke
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The chicken had been walking in that direction since before the road was even completed. To the existentialist chicken - the road crossed it.
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The chicken had been walking in that direction since before the road was even completed. To the existentialist chicken - the road crossed it. haha!
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I don't care why it crossed the road. The question is when is it coming back........
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The chicken had been walking in that direction since before the road was even completed. To the existentialist chicken - the road crossed it. Deep thoughts.....by Plastic Pancakes.
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Because this was playing in the theater-
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Tue 09/28/10 11:49 AM
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I don't have a definative answer but, a chicken would be female correct? Otherwise it would be a rooster. So I have to go with a shoe sale.......
newarkjw, put down the beer and listen carefully. I . . . will . . . say . . . this . . . slowly . . . so . . . that . . . you . . . will . . . understand. The . . . word . . . "chicken" . . . is . . . the . . . name . . . of . . . a . . . type . . . of . . . . bird. The . . . word . . . "chicken" . . . does . . . not . . . denote . . . gender. A . . . female . . . chicken . . . is . . . called . . . a . . . "hen". |
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