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So, hey. Am I awesome, or what? Yeah, I know the answer is obviously "what." So now, you help me figure out what to put in that profile that makes me seem as awesome as a movie that's got zombies, Godzilla, Chuck Norris and a metal soundtrack. A profile that provides a deeply moving tale of a boy and his quest for the perfect princess to turn into o frog. You can't get this frog outta the swamp, but you're welcome to join me on my lilypad. Its fun here. ;)
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porn!...i would add porn.
i bet the hits would skyrocket then...... |
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As for the profile, put up more pictures and tell what you are looking for in a relationship.
 welcome to the site.
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I told you that you wouldn't last at the top of the Billboard charts for long!!!! Now you are #2 and someone else is #1!!!!
 
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I told you that you wouldn't last at the top of the Billboard charts for long!!!! Now you are #2 and someone else is #1!!!! i'm telling ya, its his lack of porn... |
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I told you that you wouldn't last at the top of the Billboard charts for long!!!! Now you are #2 and someone else is #1!!!! i'm telling ya, its his lack of porn... Exactly!!!! I mean you are a little behind in posting your porn too. I'm here a month longer than you and have more than double your porn numbers!! 
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I told you that you wouldn't last at the top of the Billboard charts for long!!!! Now you are #2 and someone else is #1!!!! i'm telling ya, its his lack of porn... Exactly!!!! I mean you are a little behind in posting your porn too. I'm here a month longer than you and have more than double your porn numbers!! that's funny...you know before last november i never came out of the writing threads and had fewer than 4,000. |
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Porn. Yeah, I could do that. Are ya looking for funny porn, straight porn, gay porn, sick I can't believe I'm seeing this porn, monkey porn, midget porn or maybe some Porno for Pyros? On second thought, there's enough of that around the interwebs. You don't need it cluttering up my profile... Well maybe a l'il.
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I told you that you wouldn't last at the top of the Billboard charts for long!!!! Now you are #2 and someone else is #1!!!! i'm telling ya, its his lack of porn... Exactly!!!! I mean you are a little behind in posting your porn too. I'm here a month longer than you and have more than double your porn numbers!! that's funny...you know before last november i never came out of the writing threads and had fewer than 4,000. I was very surprised to see you "come up" to join the crowds....gee, things started slowing down on the boards in Dece... 
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Porn. Yeah, I could do that. Are ya looking for funny porn, straight porn, gay porn, sick I can't believe I'm seeing this porn, monkey porn, midget porn or maybe some Porno for Pyros? On second thought, there's enough of that around the interwebs. You don't need it cluttering up my profile... Well maybe a l'il.  We made you post again!!!!!
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How could I not? You're talking about my one true love. j/k...
Or am I? 
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I told you that you wouldn't last at the top of the Billboard charts for long!!!! Now you are #2 and someone else is #1!!!! i'm telling ya, its his lack of porn... Exactly!!!! I mean you are a little behind in posting your porn too. I'm here a month longer than you and have more than double your porn numbers!! that's funny...you know before last november i never came out of the writing threads and had fewer than 4,000. I was very surprised to see you "come up" to join the crowds....gee, things started slowing down on the boards in Dece... a fact that hasnt escaped me...*taps index finger on nose...points to eileena with other hand* |
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How could I not? You're talking about my one true love. j/k... Or am I? you love my post?....ohhh, oh.... the porn...(what a relief) |
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I told you that you wouldn't last at the top of the Billboard charts for long!!!! Now you are #2 and someone else is #1!!!! i'm telling ya, its his lack of porn... Exactly!!!! I mean you are a little behind in posting your porn too. I'm here a month longer than you and have more than double your porn numbers!! that's funny...you know before last november i never came out of the writing threads and had fewer than 4,000. I was very surprised to see you "come up" to join the crowds....gee, things started slowing down on the boards in Dece... a fact that hasnt escaped me...*taps index finger on nose...points to eileena with other hand* And since you guys are thinking of porn, use those tongues however you would like.
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Of course I'm talking about the porn. She's always there. Willing and able and she never, ever says no. I wish I was the pizza guy sometimes, yaknowwhati'msayin?
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bow chicka bow bow!
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(((eileen))) (((Kev ))) ... whatcha doin to the newbie?
Welcome to the frog ... I know ... It's not easy being green ... but the chicks dig ya. Or maybe that was Kermit  Have fun 
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(((eileen))) (((Kev ))) ... whatcha doin to the newbie? Welcome to the frog ... I know ... It's not easy being green ... but the chicks dig ya. Or maybe that was Kermit Have fun I not doin' nuffin'.  ......... HE started it!!!! kc!!!!.....You gettin in trouble with Sherrie!!!! And DemonFrog asked for it!!
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(((eileen))) (((Kev ))) ... whatcha doin to the newbie? Welcome to the frog ... I know ... It's not easy being green ... but the chicks dig ya. Or maybe that was Kermit Have fun I not doin' nuffin'. ......... HE started it!!!! kc!!!!.....You gettin in trouble with Sherrie!!!! And DemonFrog asked for it!! as if! I doubt anyone here is afraid of getting in trouble from me ... |
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(((eileen))) (((Kev ))) ... whatcha doin to the newbie? Welcome to the frog ... I know ... It's not easy being green ... but the chicks dig ya. Or maybe that was Kermit Have fun I not doin' nuffin'. ......... HE started it!!!! me? ...no way!
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