Actually, you look more like a ***** than a ***** and that's a good thing. Also, ***** means completely awesome person. But lets have some more fun with asterisks. What do these asterisks say to you?

***'** ******' ***!

Decipher the asterisks and get back to me. I'll letcha know if you were right.

Can we be buddies if I'm not? How 'bout, for you.. we'll pretend. For a while. You can introduce me to all your friends. "He's my gay friend. Isn't he adorable?" And then, out of nowhere... We'll both stop pretending and.. aw crud I don't even know where I was going with this...

Of course I'm talking about the porn. She's always there. Willing and able and she never, ever says no. I wish I was the pizza guy sometimes, yaknowwhati'msayin?

How could I not? You're talking about my one true love. j/k...








Or am I?

Porn. Yeah, I could do that. Are ya looking for funny porn, straight porn, gay porn, sick I can't believe I'm seeing this porn, monkey porn, midget porn or maybe some Porno for Pyros? On second thought, there's enough of that around the interwebs. You don't need it cluttering up my profile... Well maybe a l'il.

So, hey. Am I awesome, or what? Yeah, I know the answer is obviously "what." So now, you help me figure out what to put in that profile that makes me seem as awesome as a movie that's got zombies, Godzilla, Chuck Norris and a metal soundtrack. A profile that provides a deeply moving tale of a boy and his quest for the perfect princess to turn into o frog. You can't get this frog outta the swamp, but you're welcome to join me on my lilypad. Its fun here. ;)

Hey gang.
I'm obviously new. That little number 1 under my name probably gave that away, right? I kind of like having that "1" there, though... Maybe I just won't post anything else, and make myself believe that it's my rank here, not my number of posts. Holy cow you folks have some catching up to do, huh? I'm number one!
Seriously, how the heck are ya, Minglers? It's almost four in the morning and I'm almost in full ramble mode right now. That's how I'm doin'.
I'm going to bed. When I check this thing in the morning, I expect at least seventy to eighty responses. Get cracking.
If these forums have a sarcasmo-detecto button, I hope anybody reading this clicked it on their way into this message, that way I won't seem like a complete tool. Enough outta me. Have fun mingling amongst yourselves. I'm gonna go have some dreams about stuff.