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Topic: cheesy pickup lines
sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Thu 09/16/10 08:05 PM
"Nice shoes.....Wanna Phuck?" oh wow u must be askin' to be smacked goof

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 09/16/10 08:09 PM
"Nice shoes.....Wanna Phuck?" oh wow u must be askin' to be smacked goof It's all about not beating around the bush. Ok, I mean...it is and it isn't.....I mean, you don't want to beat the bush....You see, you wanna be nice to the bush....and......UGH!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Thu 09/16/10 08:15 PM
"Nice shoes.....Wanna Phuck?" oh wow u must be askin' to be smacked goof It's all about not beating around the bush. Ok, I mean...it is and it isn't.....I mean, you don't want to beat the bush....You see, you wanna be nice to the bush....and......UGH! will that be 1 or 2 feet that u wish to insert in ur mouth guys r soooo cute when they r tongue tied hey goof I bet you'd be rolling ur tongue up off the floor if some chick actually ever said yes to that proposition

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 09/16/10 08:20 PM
"Nice shoes.....Wanna Phuck?" oh wow u must be askin' to be smacked goof It's all about not beating around the bush. Ok, I mean...it is and it isn't.....I mean, you don't want to beat the bush....You see, you wanna be nice to the bush....and......UGH! will that be 1 or 2 feet that u wish to insert in ur mouth guys r soooo cute when they r tongue tied hey goof I bet you'd be rolling ur tongue up off the floor if some chick actually ever said yes to that proposition Nonsense! This is what alcohol was invented for. To give Goof no fear.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Thu 09/16/10 08:34 PM Edited by sweetestgirl11 on Thu 09/16/10 08:34 PM
"Nice shoes.....Wanna Phuck?" oh wow u must be askin' to be smacked goof It's all about not beating around the bush. Ok, I mean...it is and it isn't.....I mean, you don't want to beat the bush....You see, you wanna be nice to the bush....and......UGH! will that be 1 or 2 feet that u wish to insert in ur mouth guys r soooo cute when they r tongue tied hey goof I bet you'd be rolling ur tongue up off the floor if some chick actually ever said yes to that proposition Nonsense! This is what alcohol was invented for. To give Goof no fear. silly man, don't u know that tricks r for kids?

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 09/16/10 11:46 PM
was your father a thief? (wait for the usual nasty stare then a no) well then who was it that stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

chelsea466 Joined Tue 05/11/10 Posts: 5078	Fri 09/17/10 12:24 PM
those pants look good on you. ( thanks ) They would look even better on my floor.

ProPhotographer Joined Thu 07/29/10 Posts: 290	Fri 09/17/10 12:29 PM
The absolute CHEESIEST of all time is: (drum roll) "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" (mad applause)

TexasScoundrel Joined Wed 10/29/08 Posts: 3693	Fri 09/17/10 01:02 PM
You got a little something on your nose.......... This one ROCKS! But, you need a good follow up.

TexasScoundrel Joined Wed 10/29/08 Posts: 3693	Fri 09/17/10 01:34 PM
Excues me, but you're standing on my penis.

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