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I thinking I'm the one that usually comes up with the strange things
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I usually get the "please don't look into my eye like you are x-raying my brain".
And I'm like...Oh..I'm not x-raying your brain..I'm just reading your mind and I like it. |
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I usually get the "please don't look into my eye like you are x-raying my brain". And I'm like...Oh..I'm not x-raying your brain..I'm just reading your mind and I like it. hmmmm make the date paranoid. I like it. Adds to the date, don't ya think? 
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Yeah, I've had a guy tell me on a first date that he had a colostomy bag. You have to admire him for his honesty, but I really wish he'd waited until we'd finished eating. hahahaha I am afraid I would have been unable to take my eyes from the food entering his mouth, wondering how long it took to hit the bag.. You poor thing :-) |
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I was driving down the street with my sister and bro-in-law in his pick-up. We pulled into our destination as another truck pulled in behind us. Mys sis and I walked off, as the man got out of his p/u and started talking to my bro-in-law. Long, tall piece of work sporting a 10 gallon hat and boots. Next thng I know he is following us home, invited to dinner. I had thought the bro-in-law knew him, but no, he had seen me in the p/u and said god had told him I was the one. So right there over dinner, after hearing about 'the farm' for a while he proposes marriage. SOMEone had seen 'Giant" a few too many times :-) Soufie, I had a somewhat similar experience. I was in my parents' store and he saw me. Proposed marriage to me then and there. When I had a surprised look to my face, he said, he didn't want to beat around the bush when he knows I'm "The One".
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I usually get the "please don't look into my eye like you are x-raying my brain". And I'm like...Oh..I'm not x-raying your brain..I'm just reading your mind and I like it. That's a good one, I like it. 
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I was driving down the street with my sister and bro-in-law in his pick-up. We pulled into our destination as another truck pulled in behind us. Mys sis and I walked off, as the man got out of his p/u and started talking to my bro-in-law. Long, tall piece of work sporting a 10 gallon hat and boots. Next thng I know he is following us home, invited to dinner. I had thought the bro-in-law knew him, but no, he had seen me in the p/u and said god had told him I was the one. So right there over dinner, after hearing about 'the farm' for a while he proposes marriage. SOMEone had seen 'Giant" a few too many times :-) Soufie, I had a somewhat similar experience. I was in my parents' store and he saw me. Proposed marriage to me then and there. When I had a surprised look to my face, he said, he didn't want to beat around the bush when he knows I'm "The One".
I thought Jet Li was The One. |
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I was driving down the street with my sister and bro-in-law in his pick-up. We pulled into our destination as another truck pulled in behind us. Mys sis and I walked off, as the man got out of his p/u and started talking to my bro-in-law. Long, tall piece of work sporting a 10 gallon hat and boots. Next thng I know he is following us home, invited to dinner. I had thought the bro-in-law knew him, but no, he had seen me in the p/u and said god had told him I was the one. So right there over dinner, after hearing about 'the farm' for a while he proposes marriage. SOMEone had seen 'Giant" a few too many times :-) Soufie, I had a somewhat similar experience. I was in my parents' store and he saw me. Proposed marriage to me then and there. When I had a surprised look to my face, he said, he didn't want to beat around the bush when he knows I'm "The One".
I thought Jet Li was The One. Makes you wonder, they must eventually get lucky :-) |
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met a woman for the first time a copule of years ago. She was very attractive, we seemed to have some spark... settled in for a coffee and conversation was flowing well, until she admits (and I quote) "I have to tell you, I have a lot of psycic ability going on - I see us in the future together"...
Coffee finished ubruptly after that! $.02 
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How I met a friend I had named Pete. Pete: "BTK!" Me: 'Bind, torture, kill?' Pete: "Oh, ****, I've been screaming that at everyone. I thought since you had a Donnie Darko shirt on you don't watch the news." I.n.t.e.r.e.s.t.i.n.g. |
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Edited by
red_lace
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Wed 09/15/10 08:19 AM
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I thought Jet Li was The One. "I am Yulaw! I am nobody's bi*tch! You are mine." |
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Yeah, I've had a guy tell me on a first date that he had a colostomy bag. You have to admire him for his honesty, but I really wish he'd waited until we'd finished eating. hahahaha I am afraid I would have been unable to take my eyes from the food entering his mouth, wondering how long it took to hit the bag.. You poor thing :-) Oh yes, sometimes people share a little to much information. |
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I thinking I'm the one that usually comes up with the strange things
I'm sure that it can't be that strange. |
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I guess that would have to be the time when I met a woman for coffee and in the first 10 minutes of the date she asked me if I wanted to go to her house to see her collection of "toys".
..you see i was telling her i really liked rol playing games, and..ummm...I guess she misunderstood what I meant about dungeons.... 
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I guess that would have to be the time when I met a woman for coffee and in the first 10 minutes of the date she asked me if I wanted to go to her house to see her collection of "toys". ..you see i was telling her i really liked rol playing games, and..ummm...I guess she misunderstood what I meant about dungeons....
That's funny. I got tears in my eyes from laughing at that. Well at least she only asked if you wanted to see her toys, would of been worse if she pulled something out of her purse. |
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