What is the strangest thing that a male/female has told you when you first met? C'mon there has to be some good ones out there.

I was in a band, we were doing some recording one night, and between songs, some girl came up to me and told me she was from Venus. I don't think she really was, though.

That's funny, thanks I needed a good laugh.

I was at the mall on time, shopping for an ex. Now, I was in the jewelry store and this girl walks up to me and says , "You know, if you buy me a diamond ring, I will sleep with ya!".

so did she make you sleep in the wet spot?

Fortunately, she laid out some newspaper for me. So sweet of her.

KEEPER!

nothing unusual but i was shopping at SF airport and this girl suddenly asks me to choose from 2 t shirts she was deciding for her bf...she said since i am a guy she needed my opinion..was kinda nice and funny at the same time! btw yeah she was cute;-)

This was just after my ex had left and I was getting together with my friend and her bf. I didn't want to be a third wheel so I told her bring someone else along. After we had been drinking he tells me how his mom committed suicide.

I plan to take her to meet Mommy and Daddy.

thanks for taking the time to share but jeepers I didn't need to know the extra details..

well that's nice to help out a stranger, how thoughtful. Her being cute must of been kinda a bonus.

WOW, that's a little much.

I was driving down the street with
my sister and bro-in-law in his pick-up.

We pulled into our destination as another
truck pulled in behind us.
Mys sis and I walked off, as the man got
out of his p/u and started talking to my
bro-in-law. Long, tall piece of work
sporting a 10 gallon hat and boots.

Next thng I know he is following us home,
invited to dinner. I had thought the bro-in-law
knew him, but no, he had seen me in the p/u
and said god had told him I was the one.

So right there over dinner, after hearing about
'the farm' for a while he proposes marriage.
SOMEone had seen 'Giant" a few too many times :-)

she asked me if I liked "fish tacos" and I told her Id never had them!! I found out what she meant!!

if my x had fake boobs

How I met a friend I had named Pete.


Pete: "BTK!"

Me: 'Bind, torture, kill?'

Pete: "Oh, ****, I've been screaming that at everyone. I thought since you had a Donnie Darko shirt on you don't watch the news."

oh wow, talking about trying to rush into things

Haha turns out his 'Big Daddy' father had sent him
wife shopping in Cal I For NI A to get himself a
classy little wife. He wasn't to go home empty-
handed.
I wish I knew what he picked up after me :-)

Yeah, I've had a guy tell me on a first date that he had a colostomy bag. You have to admire him for his honesty, but I really wish he'd waited until we'd finished eating.