Have you had relationships worthy of the Jerry Springer show?

I think my last 3 could be in the top 10 shows

Mine aren't quite Jerry worthy but I do have some friends and family that could fill up a show......

I have family members that are a Jerry Springer show.....the only relationship I can think of is where my current bf at the time and I were living together and my ex-bf was our roommate.....oh now my marriage could have been on cops though LMAO. My ex was bad ......

One example from back when I was married --

My ex-mother-in-law was a very religious woman. She attended a church which was not really a church at all, but a small house which had had the inner walls removed. At the services, people would frequently fall to the floor, roll around, and scream. I think this proved they were saved or something. Looked more like seizures to me, but I'm no expert.

Anyway, she told me that she needed to change her route to the church, because on her normal road, the Angel of Death was hovering over her car and was going to kill her. She felt she could fool him (and what kind of Angel of Death falls for a trick like that?) by using a different road.

My ex-wife had 3 brothers, all of whom were locked up for robbing the same convenience store on 3 different occasions. If she had a few more brothers, maybe one of them could have gotten it right....

I just want my Jerry beads. I've been off the stage for (wow) over a year

jerry shows are usually based in some intentional deception like transgenderism or cheating,,


cant say I have much experience with either but there was one CHEATER who knew he was wrong and whose infidelity ended our relationship

I had one guy living with me (I take full credit for being stupid) that only worked on the mornings he wasn't hung over from the night before. Needless to say.....he rarely worked.

Anytime he got paid....later that night his money was "stolen" EVERYTIME!!

Then he stole my truck and tried to hide it from me. Then told me we are common law, so it's his too. I reminded him that the mother of his child claims his last name and they were together for 11 yrs. I asked him if he got divorced from her and if not then he was a bigamist

He ditched that logic quickly.....AND I repo'd my truck back. I got all kinds of hate calls from his family. I pay form the truck...he pays for nothing and I'm the bad guy?

Where are my Jerry beads?

If you want Jerry beads you know what to do

yeah right. I know a trick when I see it

Kim I AM NOT show you my boobs...

Joy! Joy! Joy! you got more than me

Who knew a thread about Jerry would go this direction?.......

Jeff it was that or fight.. I think this way is better... What else is he known for...

why is ANYONE surprised at my threads going in different directions? Do I REALLY need to remind people of the halibut detour?

This one time.....at band camp.......I......

Goof....we already read all about it on the bathroom wall.

That was the cliff notes version.

Goof...you are a full season of Springer

How dare you!!!! I am much better than that. I am at the very least worth two full seasons.

my bad. You see....there is editing and all. Got to fit commercials in there so things get cut out