Topic: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! | |
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After I kicked my ex-husband out, he got a job as a manager of a porno/video shop. The place expanded and they had "dancers" working the backrooms and the sleazy viewing booths thing happening. I put the word dancers in quotes because most of the dancing they did...involved more than one pole....and snakes...and volunteers from the audience...
Well my ex was so excited one night, his boss told him Jerry's reps wanted managers to come on and discuss how they went about hiring and inventory and stuff and that since my ex helped improve the shop so much he was a definite for going on. The date was set up for filming and everything but he had to miss it..... Seems that one of his "dancers" offered to be the table for some coke to a patron and then offered to do "anything he desired".....who wound up being an undercover cop. The place was raided and hit with so many violations and he was arrested. His family tried to tell me he was sick---little did they know a good friend of mine called to ask me if I needed her to pick up the girls since his name was announced on the local news as being in jail. The next day was fun at work...it made the news, the papers, and the radio. I actually had to get on the P.A. at work and announce to my co-workers "YES that was my ex-azzhole that got arrested and NOW do you understand why he is an EX?????" |
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you know what they say about Karma, Eileen
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She ain't nothin' compared to me????
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I like to say....karma is a b1tch but she is on vacation and I'm taking over
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yeah right. I know a trick when I see it C'mon all you need is get naked party liquor and your good to go |
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yeah right. I know a trick when I see it C'mon all you need is get naked party liquor and your good to go |
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I had one guy living with me (I take full credit for being stupid) that only worked on the mornings he wasn't hung over from the night before. Needless to say.....he rarely worked. Anytime he got paid....later that night his money was "stolen" EVERYTIME!! Then he stole my truck and tried to hide it from me. Then told me we are common law, so it's his too. I reminded him that the mother of his child claims his last name and they were together for 11 yrs. I asked him if he got divorced from her and if not then he was a bigamist He ditched that logic quickly.....AND I repo'd my truck back. I got all kinds of hate calls from his family. I pay form the truck...he pays for nothing and I'm the bad guy? Where are my Jerry beads? |
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Have you had relationships worthy of the Jerry Springer show? I think my last 3 could be in the top 10 shows |
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yeah right. I know a trick when I see it C'mon all you need is get naked party liquor and your good to go |
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