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Topic: Interesting Concepts:) I would like to know about them lol
mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Fri 09/10/10 12:30 AM
-When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? The answer is . . . well . . . I had to take the job. I needed the money. was it a cat flavored dog food?

daisuke88 Joined Sun 09/05/10 Posts: 170	Fri 09/10/10 03:49 AM
[was it a cat flavored dog food? ewww~ how bout poop flavoured dog food

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Fri 09/10/10 09:06 AM
-Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? Because you will die one way or the other. They just want to cash in before you die. -Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? Yes, I call it Paradise! -If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door? They take leap year's extra day off so they need to lock the doors? -Why is a bra singular and panties plural? Because it is what is in panties men want at more than what is held in a bra! -You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes, Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Then insurance companies would have nothing to do if a plane crashed and everyone survived! They need the job security. -If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? They fight for more free stuff! -If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? You really don't want to know the answer to that one... It involves manatees! -If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? Actually I would assume it came out somewhere else! Explosive Udder Syndrome. Since cows chew cud I would assume what came out of their nose would be green and nasty looking if you could get them to laugh that hard!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48938	Fri 09/10/10 10:17 AM
-Why is a bra singular and panties plural? Because it is what is in panties men want at more than what is held in a bra! Hey, speak for yourself. I want the entire package.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48938	Fri 09/10/10 10:19 AM
-If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? I'll go tickle one and find out.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Fri 09/10/10 03:29 PM Edited by AndyBgood on Fri 09/10/10 03:30 PM
-Why is a bra singular and panties plural? Because it is what is in panties men want at more than what is held in a bra! Hey, speak for yourself. I want the entire package. Big boobs are not all that fun... Oh... not THOSE boobs! Eh, I am not much of a breast man myself. I am a leg and thigh man! BBQ anyone?

RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Fri 09/10/10 07:46 PM
Cheaper by the Dozen is a biographical book written by Frank Bunker Gilbreth, Jr. and Ernestine Gilbreth Carey that tells the story of time and motion study and efficiency experts Frank Bunker Gilbreth and Lillian Moller Gilbreth, and their twelve children. The book focuses on the many years the family resided in Montclair, New Jersey. It was adapted to film by Twentieth Century Fox in 1950. The title comes from one of Frank Sr.'s favorite jokes: it often happened that when he and his family were out driving and stopped at a red light, a pedestrian would ask, "Hey, Mister! How come you got so many kids?" Gilbreth would pretend to ponder the question carefully, and then, just as the light turned green, would say, "Well, they come cheaper by the dozen, you know," and drive off.

daisuke88 Joined Sun 09/05/10 Posts: 170	Sat 09/11/10 12:08 AM
-If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? -If you are in a jet that goes faster than sound, what happens if you speak? -Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? -Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? -What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? -Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? -If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? -If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? -If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter? -If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of ONE? -why don't they make mice flavoured cat food?

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Sat 09/11/10 07:23 PM
-If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? You have to clean up the mess it leaves on the front of your car! -If you are in a jet that goes faster than sound, what happens if you speak? There is a long answer that involves a whole lot of physics but I think I can spare you that trauma! MUCH SHORTER ANSWER: As long as your in the plane anyone else in it with you can hear you. Now if you were somehow able to get outside of the airplane and shout your head off (without aerodynamic forces shredding you to bits first!) all you would get is your voice trailing behind the jet predisposing you were louder than the jet in the first place. If you were? DAMN you are loud! -Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? People get angry at redundancy. Doing things this way relieves redundancy making the people happy. So when you are shipping a car where does the CAR GO??? On a ship or Truck! -Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? They are not dried in dryers! If they were this is what you would get... Could you see a field full of these? -What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? Either "Why Did I Jump Out Of A %$&@ing Airplane?" or "Aye yie yie yie yie yie yie yie yei yie yie yie yie yie yie yie yie yie...." into the distance! -Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? It adds to the sense of confusion to people who don't know the difference. Then again it sounds better than COMPARTMENTS! Calling them apartments make the tiny spaces offered in an apartment seem much larger than they really are! -If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? The way the dipsticks we have in office are running things? YES!!! IT DEFINITELY IS! -If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Because you can be Terminally board waiting for your flight to leave which is the same as being Board to Death! -If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter? Only if you REFUSE to let it back in the house! -If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of ONE? They can't sell more aspirin that way! -why don't they make mice flavoured cat food? Because crazy old people would not eat it!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48938	Sun 09/12/10 05:07 PM
-What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? Ooh! Ooh! I know the answer to this one because I saw it in a movie. As he jumps out of a plane, Geronimo yells, "Me!"

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48938	Sun 09/12/10 05:12 PM
-why don't they make mice flavoured cat food? Because the people who make cat food don't know what mice taste like.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48938	Sun 09/12/10 05:31 PM
Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48938	Sun 09/12/10 05:36 PM
-Why is a bra singular and panties plural? Because it is what is in panties men want at more than what is held in a bra! Hey, speak for yourself. I want the entire package. Big boobs are not all that fun... Oh... not THOSE boobs! Eh, I am not much of a breast man myself. I am a leg and thigh man! BBQ anyone? I like to eat chicken, too, but I didn't know that the chickens on Earth wore bras and panties. I still have lots to learn about this planet.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48938	Sun 09/12/10 06:09 PM
-Why is a bra singular and panties plural? Because it is what is in panties men want at more than what is held in a bra! Hey, speak for yourself. I want the entire package. Big boobs are not all that fun... . . . especially if you see them jogging while you are driving. You might wreck your vehicle.