Been busy, sort of working two jobs now watching my grandma and messing with my website...inbetween I sleep. Haha.

How's Sunny? Still have that bong that I'm going to steal?

Just starting working support for Microsoft here. Planning my move this winter and spending most of my time at my best friend's place. Still studying for certs and such.

That's awesome about your gramma and the site. I've gotta catch up reading your blog. I can never decide what to write in mine...so it's just turning into random stuff Putting a couple of these up there I think.

My bong is mine. We will be getting a brand new one soon...a sparkled sexy new bong

Dear Life,

Why do you always have to be a pain the a*s ?

Dear Jamie,

Beacuse I can be. It's what I do best. MAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *cough* *HACK* Muahahaha ha. I'm a brat like that!

Love ya!!!
La Vida

You have to be the only Microsoft support that is actually located in North America...I always get 'Bob' in India.

Yeah you do, I moved, I actually own my own website now. Haha, the last post on my blog directs to my site so you can find it from there.

That's cute, you think the bong is your bong...and it is, for now.

We pretty much are! Get this though The Canadian support is in effing Germany! Why you ask? Because it doesn't make sense. Typical.

You will have to fight me or smoke me out to get the bong. And I can go for days pally. I'm a regular bong-o-matic!

Dear Anger Management Teacher,

I can't remember your name, which is probably good, because your stupid class didn't work. I still have a nearly uncontrollable urge to scream and yell at idiots. Sometimes I can't help but fantasize about inflicting vast amounts of pain on people I don't like and yes, I wouldn't think too badly about myself for punching the next moron I meet in the jugular. I try all the methods you gave me and nothing works. So it looks like I'll be taking up drinking or vicodin. My children will thank me, not you.

You're a tool,
Sunny

P.S. Counting to 10 is the lamest **** I've ever heard.

lmao


Ok, OK....how about this:

Dear SUV Owner,
I acknowledge that there are some nice SUV owners out there , but why O why do u have to park next to my compact car when there are countless and innumerable other available parking spaces?

I am getting a complex. Whenever I come out of the store, library, gym, where ever...I have at least one SUV, usually two parked right next to me - one on either side - so when I leave I can't see a friggin' thing so IF anything is coming it won't matter - I'll be a dead road pizza and my children will be suing you to carry out my last wish according to my last will and testament. PARK SOMEWHERE ELSE. BE CONSIDERATE. SMALL CAR OWNERS REALLY CAN'T SEE AROUND YOUR **** AND IT'S INCONSIDERATE AND DANGEROUS. Consider yourselves warned.

Sincerely, Sweetest

***WARNING*** So I think I should have warned you all about my anger issues...Yes, I know you all thought I was this sweet goofy girl but I get my rage on like a mutha.

Dear 2nd Brother of Mine,

There are a few things you need to realize, and I'm apparently the only one in our family that has the balls to say them. Firstly, you need to understand that you aren't special or extraordinary. Actually I think you'd fall under the Loser category. And being a loser gives you no right whatsoever to treat people the way you do. Since I was a child all I got from you was death threats and abuse and as a grown woman I refuse to tolerate it. Our parents have never done a thing to stop you and so I guess it's up to me. It seems to me that when you aren't here torturing our mother and me, you're demeaning your 6 year old son and his mother. You seem to wonder so much why she won't allow you full access to him and I can't help but be surprised. What kind of parent tells their child they wish they hadn't been born? A parent who doesn't deserve the privilege or love of any child. Today is the last time you'll tell me to jump in front of traffic, swear at my mother or so much as look at that child in anger without consquence. You seem to think you can blame everyone else for how effed up your life is but you have no one to blame but yourself. It's not me or your son that created a 34yr old emotionally abusive, jobless, loveless jerk. You did that all on your own.

Grow the **** up
Sunny

P.S. You have no idea what I would do to you if I knew I'd get off Scott free. HeII hath no further like a p!ssed off half Mexican half German woman. Remember our ancestors were Vikings and Mayans, and I'm sure I could rip your heart out for fun if I put my mind to it.

Dear Rage on like a Mutha,

Please quit parking your car in front of my mailbox, my dog can no longer attack the mailman because of this and it deeply upset him. So much so that last night he went and robbed the neighbor across the street at gunpoint.

Sincerly,
Anti-Mailmen

Dearest Robin,

I sometimes forget that as I get older, you do too. You're 13 now and it's kinda like in my head when I picture you it's like you're still this mouthy little 2yr old mini me or a kindergärtner with curly pigtails and crayons. It's like now as an adult I see how much of me is really in you and I'm both proud and horrified. I know what it's like to feel your feelings, think the way you think, mouth off like you do. You're smarter than me though, and you'll have the push of an anal retentive mother and a crazy fun step dad so I'm not too worried about you. One day I'm going to have my own daughter and I hope she's like you. Because it'd be like living in a summer storm. For all the bluster and rain in that storms chaos, you always get that glistening fresh world and maybe a rainbow. Sometimes it's hard being honest with you, because I'm too direct and insensitive sometimes when I talk but I try my hardest. And I always will.

Love you Robbie,
Auntie Sara

P.S. I knew you'd love that Capt'n Jack Sparrow pez dispenser

Dear Customer Service "Professional"

yes I know you are busy as I am also a customer service professional. But I have been standing here staring into space for 30 minutes. I have walked to the opposite side of this very large, warehouse -style store TWICE to have you paged because I am planning on dropping about $300 on ur sorry assed butt that you get commissioned for.

In all the times & places I have worked as a CS person I have never kept a customer waiting this long or waitied on other customers WHO GOT THERE AFTER ME.

Start looking for a new job cuz if I don't call ur manager, someone else surely will

Sincerely

Spending my hundreds elsewhere from now on