True story:I was 21 years old in Breckenridge Colorado. Went to a bar
with 2 buddies that used to be an whore house in the old west. It was
still decorated the same way aand restored. The guy on my right sat down
beside a nice young lady who was on his right. We proceeded to start
rounds of teqilla. After the first shot the guy looks over at the sweety
and says: "Hey girl are you havin' a good time?" She ignored him. He
takes another shot..looks down at her and pinches her butt. She gives
him a look that could kill. He took a couple more shots and reached over
and pinched her butt again! She looked at him with fire in her eyes and
said STOP THAT!! He grinned and looked at me and whispered...I think she
likes me!..lol. He downed 2 more shots.Reached over and pinched her butt
again! Next thing I saw was a blurr out of the corner of my eye striking
him dead in the chest and sending him straight to the floor!..lol.It was
her big shoulder purse that was sitting on the bar. She had taken it in
her left hand and gave him a back hand to the chest with it..leaving him
with his legs stretched straight in front of him on the floor. He looked
up and said..How the hell did I get down here!!...lol. He was feelin' no
pain! The manager then kicked him out and we had to cart his sorry butt
out of there!!

hahahaaaaaaaaaa lakeman!!!!!!!

I remember this time I was in a bar in the 80s.....I watched how this
guy was checking out this blonde with long beautiful hair........I seen
him ogling and walking up to this hottie....then the blonde turned
around and he had a moustache!!!!!! Heheheeeeeeee true story!!!!

LMAO@Lakeman

Sweetiepie, you wouldn't happened to have been drinking in Breckenridge
when you took that dare.

Gypsy....sure it wasn't just some missed electralosis(sp?)
appointments?

uhhhhhhhh nope and for some strange reason the blonde had a very nice
bum too...I was almost jealous!!!

It can get you more than a fine. I grabbed a girls ass about 2
months ago , she turned around, grabbed my nuts and said, "Don't start
what you can't finish" and winked at me. I leaned towards her, smiled,
and said, "Who said I couldn't finish it?" She blushed when she noticed
I enjoyed having her grab me.

lmao, no, never been there

LOL...Gypsy I have seen some hot bodies wih butt ugly faces in my time
also! scares the shet out of you sometimes!! Never saw one with a
moustache though. Do you think it was a fake one?? Maybe to get
reactions?

"Butterface"

Nice bum, beautiful blond hair...everything was exquisite..
but 'er face.

If that was sweetiepie in that bar I would have swapped places with him!
Give me your best shot Sweetie..and make it hurt!!..lol

The Monks.....Nice legs, shame about ya face!!!

lmao, now why would i hit ya? lol

Then I would be love struck..lo

Sort of ... how about absent-mindedly staring into space ...deep in
thought... until you realize that you're intently staring at some
strange man's groin area like you're expecting a jack.in.the.box...
horrified and red-faced you quickly turn away... but not before he
notices you.




He seemed somewhat amused...and kept smirking at me...

Horrified - and still trying to look dignifed and professional for the
duration of the meeting...never forget

LOL..that's just one of those times that I will always remember like it
just happened yesterday!!

hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg I think Ive done that too!!!!

One thing to say to you Rox....

..boioioioioioinnnggggg.....

YOU did that too ...