This guy had a operation on his mouth and the Dr. says to him "Mr. Smith
the operation was success". The Dr. went on to tell Mr. Smith that he
cannot eat out of his mouth for at least 6 months that he would have to
be trained to eat from his arse. Don,t worry said the Dr. we will
start you off with consume soup and within 3 weeks he will be able to
pick a T-Bone clean.

Mr. Smith was led to a room where a chair with a bowl of consume soup
on it, the Dr. said now pull your pants down and spread your arse cheeks
and sit down on the bowl Smith did this and then the Dr, said now stand
up fast and tighten your ass musles which Smitty complied and sure
enough the soup suck right up his ass.Smitty was beside himself and said
this is great. Before long Smith was able to pick a T-Bone clean.
The Dr said come back in 6 moths and we will see how your doing.
Six moths later in walks Smith wiggeling his arse from side to side and
the Dr. said what are you doing and Smith replies just chewing some gum.