ARIES (Mar 21- Apr 19)
>>Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes
>>don't
>>know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them
>>prone to
>>closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they
>>get mighty
>>flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a
>>good way to
>>get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can
>>become
>>bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened
>>should be
>>forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to
>>do the
>>same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything
>>really
>>horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.
>>
>>TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
>>Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming
>>for a
>>mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated
>>Taurus is
>>a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate
>>who spills
>>red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the
>>preference
>>for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and
>>barfing is
>>quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the
>>Bull is by
>>any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er,
>>gregarious
>>(full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing
>>to drag
>>to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
>>
>>GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 21)
>>Drinking style: Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior
>>much--
>>they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's
>>just hard
>>to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse
>>and
>>allusion, then doing something unbelievable in an extremely
>>advanced state
>>of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the
>>magic
>>ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very
>>tricky)
>>with several people at once. They like to order different ****tails
>>every
>>round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like
>>yellow
>>drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own
>>amusement.
>>
>>CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
>>Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine
>>with dinner
>>or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it,
>>Cancer
>>darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must
>>guard
>>against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret
>>parties and
>>insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood
>>style, Cancers
>>are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional"
>>(read: weepy
>>when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories
>>(and
>>spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite
>>Cancer. Even
>>your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor
>>vanilla,
>>and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.
>>
>>LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
>>Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often
>>fabulous
>>dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their
>>commanding
>>dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware
>>they're
>>darling - Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their
>>limit,
>>probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get
>>over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with
>>the one who
>>brought them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when
>>drunk, so just
>>try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and
>>hung over)
>>Lion to make it up to you the next day.
>>
>>VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
>>Drinking style: Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto
>>their
>>bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to
>>drinking less
>>than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze
>>neat, to
>>sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get
>>fully
>>shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the
>>intellect,
>>but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it
>>loose when
>>walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo
>>friend
>>used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of
>>intelligence
>>tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!
>>
>>LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
>>Drinking style: "I'm just a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's
>>just that
>>I'm so damn social." Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle
>>and
>>relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with
>>Insta-Friend
>>device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are
>>little
>>instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room.
>>Charming as they
>>are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which
>>can get
>>them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly
>>boots
>>waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's
>>beau or
>>even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!
>>
>>SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
>>Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for
>>they'll
>>smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till
>>they're
>>hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to
>>drink, and
>>screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the
>>sauce as
>>something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering
>>tool -
>>though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration.
>>But
>>generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant
>>conversationalists
>>and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially
>>what you
>>did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
>>
>>SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
>>Drinking style: In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze
>>blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many
>>of their
>>own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink
>>with. This
>>is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the
>>sign of
>>Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?).
>>They're the
>>people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire
>>crowd to
>>travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or
>>Cancun.
>>Good-natured hi-jinks are sure to ensue (including a high
>>possibility of
>>loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).
>>
>>CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
>>Drinking style: Capricorn is usually described as practical,
>>steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get
>>left off
>>the astrological ****tail-party list. But this is the sign of David
>>Bowie
>>and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock
>>star:
>>independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to
>>please.
>>And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble?
>>But just
>>like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and
>>they
>>generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the
>>after
>>party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.
>>
>>AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
>>Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well
>>(except
>>for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward
>>know-it-allism, and
>>if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a
>>stain or a
>>stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing,
>>however, they're
>>too preoccupied with their duties to get combative and they make
>>perfectly
>>charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital
>>drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you
>>can get
>>them before they start raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated
>>by drunk
>>people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused
>>strangers while sober.
>>
>>PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
>>Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard
>>that you
>>share a sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza
>>Minelli
>>and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the
>>dreamy,
>>out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a
>>mighty
>>tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other
>>hand,
>>they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or
>>in crime.
>>With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of
>>margaritas and
>>wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive
>>personality" can be
>>read two ways you know.
>>
>>

<=============== Blame my mum !!

SHE made me this way


>>GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 21)
>>Drinking style: Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior
>>much--
>>they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's
>>just hard
>>to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse
>>and
>>allusion, then doing something unbelievable in an extremely
>>advanced state
>>of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the
>>magic
>>ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very
>>tricky)
>>with several people at once. They like to order different ****tails
>>every
>>round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like
>>yellow
>>drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own
>>amusement.

>>LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
>>Drinking style: "I'm just a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's
>>just that
>>I'm so damn social." Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle
>>and
>>relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with
>>Insta-Friend
>>device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are
>>little
>>instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room.
>>Charming as they
>>are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which
>>can get
>>them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly
>>boots
>>waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's
>>beau or
>>even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!
>>

{{{{{{{ PURPLE }}}}}}

>>PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
>>Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard
>>that you
>>share a sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza
>>Minelli
>>and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the
>>dreamy,
>>out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a
>>mighty
>>tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other
>>hand,
>>they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or
>>in crime.
>>With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of
>>margaritas and
>>wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive
>>personality" can be
>>read two ways you know.


Ok, who's buying my pitcher of Margarita's and gonna share it with
me?

>>SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
>>Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for
>>they'll
>>smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till
>>they're
>>hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite (Yes). Scorpios like to
>>drink, and
>>screw you if you have a problem with that (Yes! Yes! *…Ahem*) Most of them see the
>>sauce as
>>something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering
>>tool – (Yup, we’ve got crazy right under the surface anyway.)
>>though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. (Yes)
>>But
>>generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant
>>conversationalists
>>and dizzying flirts. (Awww, you suck too.) They also remember everything -- especially
>>what you
>>did when you were blitzed. (Evil grin.) Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you. (C’mon, don’t give away the surprise…)

{{{On a personal note, I (a largely Scotch-Irish, Scorpio) just reached
the point where I can get dumped on my @$$ and NOT want a drink!}}}

LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
>>Drinking style: "I'm just a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's
>>just that
>>I'm so damn social." Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle
>>and
>>relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with
>>Insta-Friend
>>device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are
>>little
>>instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room.
>>Charming as they
>>are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which
>>can get
>>them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly
>>boots
>>waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's
>>beau or
>>even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!
>>

I always knew I had self-control issues!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aries, dang this is pretty close ot the truth.
Spmebody been following me around?

>>GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 21)
>>Drinking style: Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior
>>much--
>>they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's
>>just hard
>>to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse
>>and
>>allusion, then doing something unbelievable in an extremely
>>advanced state
>>of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the
>>magic
>>ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very
>>tricky)
>>with several people at once. They like to order different ****tails
>>every
>>round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like
>>yellow
>>drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own
>>amusement.


Hmmmmm ...... sounds about right! But I have never puked in anyones
shoes!!

PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
>>Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard
>>that you
>>share a sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza
>>Minelli
>>and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the
>>dreamy,
>>out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a
>>mighty
>>tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other
>>hand,
>>they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or
>>in crime.
>>With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of
>>margaritas and
>>wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive
>>personality" can be
>>read two ways you know.



Cripes. This is so close to the truth, it's unnerving. Hic

>>LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
>>Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often
>>fabulous
>>dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their
>>commanding
>>dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware
>>they're
>>darling - Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their
>>limit,
>>probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get
>>over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with
>>the one who
>>brought them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when
>>drunk, so just
>>try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and
>>hung over)
>>Lion to make it up to you the next day.

it wouldnt be so
funny if some of it werent true lol

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
>>Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well
>>(except
>>for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward
>>know-it-allism, and
>>if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a
>>stain or a
>>stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing,
>>however, they're
>>too preoccupied with their duties to get combative and they make
>>perfectly
>>charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital
>>drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you
>>can get
>>them before they start raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated
>>by drunk
>>people and capable of holding

CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
>>Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.


I VERY rarely drink...so not much of this applies to me. Although, I do
LOVE vanilla.

I agree with it all but I dont share anybodys secrets no matter how
plastered I get



>>SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
>>Drinking style: In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze
>>blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many
>>of their
>>own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink
>>with. This
>>is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the
>>sign of
>>Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?).
>>They're the
>>people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire
>>crowd to
>>travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or
>>Cancun.
>>Good-natured hi-jinks are sure to ensue (including a high
>>possibility of
>>loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).
>>

>>VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
>>Drinking style: Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto
>>their
>>bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to
>>drinking less
>>than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze
>>neat, to
>>sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get
>>fully
>>shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the
>>intellect,
>>but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it
>>loose when
>>walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo
>>friend
>>used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of
>>intelligence
>>tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!

I Love everbody (Even Gemini's}




ARIES (Mar 21- Apr 19)
>>Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes
>>don't
>>know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them
>>prone to
>>closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they
>>get mighty
>>flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a
>>good way to
>>get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can
>>become
>>bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened
>>should be
>>forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to
>>do the
>>same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything
>>really
>>horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.

>>SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
>>Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for
>>they'll
>>smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till
>>they're
>>hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to
>>drink, and
>>screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the
>>sauce as
>>something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering
>>tool -
>>though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration.
>>But
>>generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant
>>conversationalists
>>and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially
>>what you
>>did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.