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| Topic: This Was Suppose To Be a 2 Minute Job!!! | |
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So yeah, I hung a curtain...one little curtain on one little window!
 So...I get the chair, the bracket, the hammer. Bracket in hand, picked up the nail and not once, but three times, dropped it and had to get off the chair and look for it! I finally get the first nail in and onto the second and I kid you not, I dropped it! I finally get it nailed in and gave it one last smack with the hammer and hit my finger! I thought well, at least it's in. Moved the chair to the other side, bracket in hand, picked up the hammer and there is blood streaming down my arm from where I smacked my finger, got a real nice little blood blister. Off the chair, cleaned up the blood and back on the chair again. Got the bracket in. Got the curtain rod, attempted to hang it and the bracket and nails flew out of the wall into the middle of the room. Spent 10 minutes searching for them. Got the right bracket in, proceed to hang the curtain and notice I hung the bracket on the left......upside down! Well, at this point I just fell the floor in a fit of laughter! Everything that could possibly go wrong, did! Curtain is hung though...I'm NEVER taking it down to clean it!! 
Gotta go get a Band-Aid for my finger..... 
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So yeah, I hung a curtain...one little curtain on one little window! So...I get the chair, the bracket, the hammer. Bracket in hand, picked up the nail and not once, but three times, dropped it and had to get off the chair and look for it! I finally get the first nail in and onto the second and I kid you not, I dropped it! I finally get it nailed in and gave it one last smack with the hammer and hit my finger! I thought well, at least it's in. Moved the chair to the other side, bracket in hand, picked up the hammer and there is blood streaming down my arm from where I smacked my finger, got a real nice little blood blister. Off the chair, cleaned up the blood and back on the chair again. Got the bracket in. Got the curtain rod, attempted to hang it and the bracket and nails flew out of the wall into the middle of the room. Spent 10 minutes searching for them. Got the right bracket in, proceed to hang the curtain and notice I hung the bracket on the left......upside down! Well, at this point I just fell the floor in a fit of laughter! Everything that could possibly go wrong, did! Curtain is hung though...I'm NEVER taking it down to clean it!!
Gotta go get a Band-Aid for my finger.....
Ya know you aren't supposed to hit your finger with the hammer, right? |
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So yeah, I hung a curtain...one little curtain on one little window! So...I get the chair, the bracket, the hammer. Bracket in hand, picked up the nail and not once, but three times, dropped it and had to get off the chair and look for it! I finally get the first nail in and onto the second and I kid you not, I dropped it! I finally get it nailed in and gave it one last smack with the hammer and hit my finger! I thought well, at least it's in. Moved the chair to the other side, bracket in hand, picked up the hammer and there is blood streaming down my arm from where I smacked my finger, got a real nice little blood blister. Off the chair, cleaned up the blood and back on the chair again. Got the bracket in. Got the curtain rod, attempted to hang it and the bracket and nails flew out of the wall into the middle of the room. Spent 10 minutes searching for them. Got the right bracket in, proceed to hang the curtain and notice I hung the bracket on the left......upside down! Well, at this point I just fell the floor in a fit of laughter! Everything that could possibly go wrong, did! Curtain is hung though...I'm NEVER taking it down to clean it!!
Gotta go get a Band-Aid for my finger.....
Ya know you aren't supposed to hit your finger with the hammer, right? 
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Yeah, I'm thinkin' don't give me any sharp objects today!!
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Hummmmmmmmmm remind me when I'm ready to caulk my hall and paint it not to ask you for any help...........
Here you may need a few of these for later............ 
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If it makes you feel any better, I recently bought some new pictures for the kids bathroom and a new frame for the living room. I measured, had it all leveled and I'll be dang if they weren't crooked. Ugh. Had to re-do them and finally got them straight. Though I think one still is a tad off, but I was not putting another hole in the wall I just painted.
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Pffftttt everything I do at home turns into that scenario!
That's why I don't have pictures hanging on my walls! My ex used to make me use a level for every picture hanging! UGHHHHHHH! 
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Hummmmmmmmmm remind me when I'm ready to caulk my hall and paint it not to ask you for any help...........
Here you may need a few of these for later............
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If it makes you feel any better, I recently bought some new pictures for the kids bathroom and a new frame for the living room. I measured, had it all leveled and I'll be dang if they weren't crooked. Ugh. Had to re-do them and finally got them straight. Though I think one still is a tad off, but I was not putting another hole in the wall I just painted. There's a picture in my kitchen, I swear to heaven I cannot get to hang straight. Just play it off as one of my many idiosyncresies!
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Pffftttt everything I do at home turns into that scenario! That's why I don't have pictures hanging on my walls! My ex used to make me use a level for every picture hanging! UGHHHHHHH!
Your ex shoulda just hung the pictures for ya! 
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If it makes you feel any better, I recently bought some new pictures for the kids bathroom and a new frame for the living room. I measured, had it all leveled and I'll be dang if they weren't crooked. Ugh. Had to re-do them and finally got them straight. Though I think one still is a tad off, but I was not putting another hole in the wall I just painted. There's a picture in my kitchen, I swear to heaven I cannot get to hang straight. Just play it off as one of my many idiosyncresies!
Maybe you're feeling a little tilted today? I know I am, LOL!!! |
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If it makes you feel any better, I recently bought some new pictures for the kids bathroom and a new frame for the living room. I measured, had it all leveled and I'll be dang if they weren't crooked. Ugh. Had to re-do them and finally got them straight. Though I think one still is a tad off, but I was not putting another hole in the wall I just painted. There's a picture in my kitchen, I swear to heaven I cannot get to hang straight. Just play it off as one of my many idiosyncresies!
Maybe you're feeling a little tilted today? I know I am, LOL!!! Some folks around here might say I'm a bit 'tilted' every day! Oh well...everyone's gotta be sumthin' 
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{{Robin}} at least you didn't get any blood on the curtain and had to wash it again....
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{{Robin}} at least you didn't get any blood on the curtain and had to wash it again.... There ya go see I knew there had to be a good side to it all.........see it could have been worse after all... 
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I do not freak out about hanging pictures straight anymore since I found this stuff called BlueTac. You tear off a piece of it wad it into a ball and stick it on a corner of the crooked picture. Then you adjust the picture to hang straight and the BlueTac holds the picture straight till you take it down to move 30 years later. Or you drink enough to where everything is crooked.
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Duh.....
Next time just call me! I will put on my Levi's thong and my studded leather tool belt. I will have my thermos filled with margueritas and my boom box playing Barry White. I will hang your curtains and flex my buns for you. Plus I am really affordable! |
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Duh..... Next time just call me! I will put on my Levi's thong and my studded leather tool belt. I will have my thermos filled with margueritas and my boom box playing Barry White. I will hang your curtains and flex my buns for you. Plus I am really affordable! I have no doubt that you own all of these items and actually offer this service on a regular basis
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Duh..... Next time just call me! I will put on my Levi's thong and my studded leather tool belt. I will have my thermos filled with margueritas and my boom box playing Barry White. I will hang your curtains and flex my buns for you. Plus I am really affordable! Whats affordable? And Do you pack boxes and move furnature? |
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{{Robin}} at least you didn't get any blood on the curtain and had to wash it again.... ((Eileen)) Good to see ya! 
Lord have mercy! That would have sent me over the edge!! 
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Duh..... Next time just call me! I will put on my Levi's thong and my studded leather tool belt. I will have my thermos filled with margueritas and my boom box playing Barry White. I will hang your curtains and flex my buns for you. Plus I am really affordable! Dang!! You got me wantin to rip the thing back down and go with this plan!! 
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