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I work for butt hickeys. You can afford me girls.
And yes....I can pack your box and get ya movin. |
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Or you drink enough to where everything is crooked. This might work!! |
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Edited by
freeonthree
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Mon 06/28/10 01:36 PM
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So yeah, I hung a curtain...one little curtain on one little window! So...I get the chair, the bracket, the hammer. Bracket in hand, picked up the nail and not once, but three times, dropped it and had to get off the chair and look for it! I finally get the first nail in and onto the second and I kid you not, I dropped it! I finally get it nailed in and gave it one last smack with the hammer and hit my finger! I thought well, at least it's in. Moved the chair to the other side, bracket in hand, picked up the hammer and there is blood streaming down my arm from where I smacked my finger, got a real nice little blood blister. Off the chair, cleaned up the blood and back on the chair again. Got the bracket in. Got the curtain rod, attempted to hang it and the bracket and nails flew out of the wall into the middle of the room. Spent 10 minutes searching for them. Got the right bracket in, proceed to hang the curtain and notice I hung the bracket on the left......upside down! Well, at this point I just fell the floor in a fit of laughter! Everything that could possibly go wrong, did! Curtain is hung though...I'm NEVER taking it down to clean it!! Gotta go get a Band-Aid for my finger..... You would make a wonderful auto mechanic ! Thats a typical day for us. Just substitute curtain rod bracket with power steering pump bracket, and substitute nail with bolt, and you got it perfectly |
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I work for butt hickeys. You can afford me girls. And yes....I can pack your box and get ya movin. Krupa ya a trip.......... |
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here's a tool set for you ladies
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So yeah, I hung a curtain...one little curtain on one little window! So...I get the chair, the bracket, the hammer. Bracket in hand, picked up the nail and not once, but three times, dropped it and had to get off the chair and look for it! I finally get the first nail in and onto the second and I kid you not, I dropped it! I finally get it nailed in and gave it one last smack with the hammer and hit my finger! I thought well, at least it's in. Moved the chair to the other side, bracket in hand, picked up the hammer and there is blood streaming down my arm from where I smacked my finger, got a real nice little blood blister. Off the chair, cleaned up the blood and back on the chair again. Got the bracket in. Got the curtain rod, attempted to hang it and the bracket and nails flew out of the wall into the middle of the room. Spent 10 minutes searching for them. Got the right bracket in, proceed to hang the curtain and notice I hung the bracket on the left......upside down! Well, at this point I just fell the floor in a fit of laughter! Everything that could possibly go wrong, did! Curtain is hung though...I'm NEVER taking it down to clean it!! Gotta go get a Band-Aid for my finger..... You would make a wonderful auto mechanic ! Thats a typical day for us. Just substitute curtain rod bracket with power steering pump bracket, and substitute nail with bolt, and you got it perfectly Okay, you come hang my curtains and I'll come work on your cars! |
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here's a tool set for you ladies This wouldn't be quite so funny if it weren't quite so TRUE! |
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I work for butt hickeys. You can afford me girls. And yes....I can pack your box and get ya movin. Krupa ya a trip.......... What????? Awww honey.....you have met me and know that in reality I am short, balding and terribly shy. Hehehehehe |
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I work for butt hickeys. You can afford me girls. And yes....I can pack your box and get ya movin. All that in two minutes, are you the two minute man, LMAO? |
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I plumbed in my dishwasher (should have taken 2 minutes just to screw a tap onto a pipe)and shall we say it went a little bit wrong.
Succeeded eventually and I am also very proud of the new kitchen floor I laid after the dishwasher flooded it ! Oh and all my pictures have blu tac under them...it really works. |
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Guess I'm going to have to invest in Blue Tac...then again, I'm sorta gettin' use to it!
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I work for butt hickeys. You can afford me girls. And yes....I can pack your box and get ya movin. Krupa ya a trip.......... What????? Awww honey.....you have met me and know that in reality I am short, balding and terribly shy. Hehehehehe Hell we were comparing who had the most hair.........short well hell what can I say everyone is taller then me.... and shy sweet boy your so far from being shy it hurts.......... |
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I work for butt hickeys. You can afford me girls. And yes....I can pack your box and get ya movin. Krupa ya a trip.......... What????? Awww honey.....you have met me and know that in reality I am short, balding and terribly shy. Hehehehehe Hell we comparing who had the most hair.........short well hell what can I say everyone is taller then me.... and shy sweet boy your so far from being shy it hurts.......... LIES!!! Oh these terrible lies people tell about me!......sniff..pout...snotbubble..... |
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