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HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK ...
The Plan!  Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says, 'I love New York' in Arabic. Robin Williams has come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.' 1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle Easy, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days, unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it... or LEAVE... Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? 'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' If you agree with the above, forward it to friends... If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!! |
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works for me.
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same skit different decade
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wow...am i so old,that i can clearly recall robin williams on the mork n mindy show??
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wow...am i so old,that i can clearly recall robin williams on the mork n mindy show?? you wouldn't be the only one wtaching Mork from Ork.......nanu nanu |
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Didnt people hate on OBama for even coming CLOSE to number 1?
I love Robin I am down for all but #'s 4 and 8 go Robin |
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He plagiarized this ... it's been all over AlGore's 'internet' ...
Robin ain't much for that 'deep thinkin' stuff, y' see ... |
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No he did not.........Robin had that skit in the eighties if anyone plagarised anything it was Al Gore and his freakin campaign.....
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wow...am i so old,that i can clearly recall robin williams on the mork n mindy show?? you wouldn't be the only one wtaching Mork from Ork.......nanu nanu |
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He plagiarized this ... it's been all over AlGore's 'internet' ... Robin ain't much for that 'deep thinkin' stuff, y' see ... errmmm..robin williams has been crazy and off the wall since day one..in a good way..no,i take that back..in a Great way. growing up,i was influenced by his humour and his acting. hes a Very talented Actor as well as a Comedian. and yet you say deep thinking aint his Forte~ ??? i fail to even get where you are coming from..its a lucridious statement. especially when you compare them both in the same sentence..id say robin is the real man. jmo ps,pam dawber Was a Hottie ..  nanu nanu ! |
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Oh. I see. My bad. I happen to disagree about Sir Robin's 'enlightened'-ness and 'deepful thinking' ... I'm so ashamed ... I should have known I was wrong ... But I ain't about to say 'sorry'.
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) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
Ya good luck with that 
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Oh. I see. My bad. I happen to disagree about Sir Robin's 'enlightened'-ness and 'deepful thinking' ... I'm so ashamed ... I should have known I was wrong ... But I ain't about to say 'sorry'. No if you had Al Gore is not a deep thinker and plagarizer, a falsifier of scientific evidence, and a complete louse.....I would have agreed. I love Robin Williams and he originally did theat Skit the first time we entered the Gulf. Of course Al Gore does not have original thoughts.......So, what exactly did you think you would find on his page? Anything that was not plagarism would place me in amazement galore. |
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HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK ... The Plan! Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says, 'I love New York' in Arabic. Robin Williams has come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.' 1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle Easy, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days, unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it... or LEAVE... Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? 'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' If you agree with the above, forward it to friends... If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!! He is funny that is for sure. To mock the "good ole boys" of America like that. He sounds like those hatmongerers, huh? Something you did not know?? He actually does believe it....and maybe would should fix the US instead of trying to fix the rest of the world.........novel idea dont you think? |
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The plan is a joke and a very funny one.
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hmmm, Robin williams really doesnt strike me as an extremely hateful or fearful person
if anything, he is kind of amazing because of how FEARLESS he comes across |
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Robin Williams' Plan for Peace Sarcastic 10-point world peace plan circulating via email is falsely attributed to comedian Robin Williams. Description: Email flier Circulating since: March 2003 Status: Falsely attributed to Robin Williams http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-williams-plan.htm Analysis: One would expect an op-ed piece by Robin Williams to be smart and funny, which this hackneyed recitation of the Top Ten Sentiments Most Likely to be Heard on Right-Wing Talk Radio is not. Apart from the final quotation (an actual quip, sans original context, from his comedy act), Williams — a so-called "San Francisco liberal" whose left-leaning political views have riled folks at the other end of the spectrum and earned him billing on at least one online "Celebrity Blacklist" — clearly did not write the thing. Who did write it remains a mystery, if not a particularly interesting one. Early versions circulating before the Robin Williams tagline was added in March or April of 2003 were posted anonymously. Aww, and it isn't even Robin Williams too boot. I found it to be great sarcasm. |
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hmmm, Robin williams really doesnt strike me as an extremely hateful or fearful person if anything, he is kind of amazing because of how FEARLESS he comes across truly. |
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Sorry bro' but 1 and 2 doesn't work for me.
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Robin Williams' Plan for Peace Sarcastic 10-point world peace plan circulating via email is falsely attributed to comedian Robin Williams. Description: Email flier Circulating since: March 2003 Status: Falsely attributed to Robin Williams http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-williams-plan.htm Analysis: One would expect an op-ed piece by Robin Williams to be smart and funny, which this hackneyed recitation of the Top Ten Sentiments Most Likely to be Heard on Right-Wing Talk Radio is not. Apart from the final quotation (an actual quip, sans original context, from his comedy act), Williams — a so-called "San Francisco liberal" whose left-leaning political views have riled folks at the other end of the spectrum and earned him billing on at least one online "Celebrity Blacklist" — clearly did not write the thing. Who did write it remains a mystery, if not a particularly interesting one. Early versions circulating before the Robin Williams tagline was added in March or April of 2003 were posted anonymously. Aww, and it isn't even Robin Williams too boot. I found it to be great sarcasm. I dont find it hard to believe it was falsely attributed. In any case, I still think Robin Williams is brilliant,, and I think most of the piece was on the money and great suggestions,,,except 4 and 8 |
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