Topic: Sex and Religion
2sparrows's photo
Wed 06/23/10 10:20 AM




Humans in this life are much like a egg in a womans womb. Unfertilized it just passes on. But when the Spirit of the Creator enters a human it is like the sperm that enters the egg...life begins. Fertilized or unfertilized while in this life we are still in the womb. Death in this life is much like leaving the womb.The fertilized egg leaves as a new life into a new world. The unfertilized egg leaves the womb on a tampon.

How does this mesh with your religion, belief,or mindset?


LoL your post brought to mind a parody and or word meaning the same.

When we are young we would be eggs. Finding Jesus Christ is the sexual intercourse. And living after what Jesus has told us would be the incubation/growth period. If we live right/grow correctly in the womb we are born into the kingdom of heaven.

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"The same would be true for human souls in this scenario. The very idea that humans come into being at birth and have only a single lifetime to copulate with the Holy Spirit and thus gain everylasting life, would be a very brutal and hopeless picture of life. The vast majority of humans would fail to copulate with the Holy Spirit"
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And is why God said "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God"


So Satan is a condom? Wait a second ... condom - condemn!! We may be on to something!!!!!


Bravo! LMAO!!!

RoamingOrator's photo
Wed 06/23/10 10:42 AM
So basically your saying that unless you get f***ed by god you never have a life. Well, he's been effing me over for years, so I must be good.

CowboyGH's photo
Wed 06/23/10 10:48 AM

So basically your saying that unless you get f***ed by god you never have a life. Well, he's been effing me over for years, so I must be good.



No that's not what it said in any way.

RoamingOrator's photo
Wed 06/23/10 10:58 AM
Apparently you have a different concept of how babies are conceived?

CowboyGH's photo
Wed 06/23/10 11:18 AM

Apparently you have a different concept of how babies are conceived?


Babies are conceived through sexual intercourse. But sexual intercourse is to only be done by a married couple.

2sparrows's photo
Wed 06/23/10 01:45 PM

So basically your saying that unless you get f***ed by god you never have a life. Well, he's been effing me over for years, so I must be good.


Only if your definition of "f***ing" is the same as making "love"

As anyone knows who has had sex; they are totally different things.

And before somebody jumps on the next one...no God does not rape people, the act is mutually consented to.

CowboyGH's photo
Wed 06/23/10 01:51 PM


So basically your saying that unless you get f***ed by god you never have a life. Well, he's been effing me over for years, so I must be good.


Only if your definition of "f***ing" is the same as making "love"

As anyone knows who has had sex; they are totally different things.

And before somebody jumps on the next one...no God does not rape people, the act is mutually consented to.


people these days don't know the difference between having sex and making love.

2sparrows's photo
Wed 06/23/10 01:55 PM



So basically your saying that unless you get f***ed by god you never have a life. Well, he's been effing me over for years, so I must be good.


Only if your definition of "f***ing" is the same as making "love"

As anyone knows who has had sex; they are totally different things.

And before somebody jumps on the next one...no God does not rape people, the act is mutually consented to.


people these days don't know the difference between having sex and making love.


Prostitutes know the difference....ironic isn't it?

CowboyGH's photo
Wed 06/23/10 01:59 PM




So basically your saying that unless you get f***ed by god you never have a life. Well, he's been effing me over for years, so I must be good.


Only if your definition of "f***ing" is the same as making "love"

As anyone knows who has had sex; they are totally different things.

And before somebody jumps on the next one...no God does not rape people, the act is mutually consented to.


people these days don't know the difference between having sex and making love.


Prostitutes know the difference....ironic isn't it?


LoL yes the irony of life.

nicetallguy38's photo
Thu 06/24/10 06:11 PM




So basically your saying that unless you get f***ed by god you never have a life. Well, he's been effing me over for years, so I must be good.


Only if your definition of "f***ing" is the same as making "love"

As anyone knows who has had sex; they are totally different things.

And before somebody jumps on the next one...no God does not rape people, the act is mutually consented to.


people these days don't know the difference between having sex and making love.


Prostitutes know the difference....ironic isn't it?


The differance is about $100 ... in my town!!

2sparrows's photo
Thu 06/24/10 07:10 PM





So basically your saying that unless you get f***ed by god you never have a life. Well, he's been effing me over for years, so I must be good.


Only if your definition of "f***ing" is the same as making "love"

As anyone knows who has had sex; they are totally different things.

And before somebody jumps on the next one...no God does not rape people, the act is mutually consented to.


people these days don't know the difference between having sex and making love.


Prostitutes know the difference....ironic isn't it?


The differance is about $100 ... in my town!!



To be honest...I think Love is way more expensive

You get what you pay for...sometimes

... sometimes you get screwed.

(pun intended)

s1owhand's photo
Fri 06/25/10 12:54 AM

How about the Spirit of the Creator enters us like food. If the person is healthy they take this sustenance and grow physically and spiritually....and well...You are what you eat!

laugh

drinker


there is a difference between God fertilizing a human "egg" and God being our sustenance. which do you think is the more valid point of view and why?

msharmony's photo
Fri 06/25/10 01:33 AM


How about the Spirit of the Creator enters us like food. If the person is healthy they take this sustenance and grow physically and spiritually....and well...You are what you eat!

laugh

drinker


there is a difference between God fertilizing a human "egg" and God being our sustenance. which do you think is the more valid point of view and why?



I think ,because of the necessity for choice, its more of a middle ground. God CAN be our substenance if we ask him to fertilize us,,,

s1owhand's photo
Fri 06/25/10 01:46 AM
Edited by s1owhand on Fri 06/25/10 01:49 AM



How about the Spirit of the Creator enters us like food. If the person is healthy they take this sustenance and grow physically and spiritually....and well...You are what you eat!

laugh

drinker


there is a difference between God fertilizing a human "egg" and God being our sustenance. which do you think is the more valid point of view and why?



I think ,because of the necessity for choice, its more of a middle ground. God CAN be our substenance if we ask him to fertilize us,,,


drinker

weasely answer!

laugh

my question was which do you think is the more valid point of view
if you have to choose and why?

is there any need for a sexual or reproductive analogy? why?

one cannot grow or exist without food.

msharmony's photo
Fri 06/25/10 02:17 AM




How about the Spirit of the Creator enters us like food. If the person is healthy they take this sustenance and grow physically and spiritually....and well...You are what you eat!

laugh

drinker


there is a difference between God fertilizing a human "egg" and God being our sustenance. which do you think is the more valid point of view and why?



I think ,because of the necessity for choice, its more of a middle ground. God CAN be our substenance if we ask him to fertilize us,,,


drinker

weasely answer!

laugh

my question was which do you think is the more valid point of view
if you have to choose and why?

is there any need for a sexual or reproductive analogy? why?

one cannot grow or exist without food.



lol, I would still say the 'fertilize' analogy

food only sustains the flesh,,,as important as that is,, I think its a pretty huge deal to sustain the soul,,,,,

s1owhand's photo
Fri 06/25/10 02:23 AM
ahhhh...

but i was actually thinking of the feeding as not not merely food
for the body but rather food for the soul!!

the egg thing is also only a physical basis - the combining of dna.

we attribute the spiritual aspect to it
and the food analogy works the same way

God is essentially spiritual food not burgers and fries!

LOL

no photo
Fri 06/25/10 06:51 PM
This is one of the best threads on here yet.

I especially loved when it needed to be clarified that god would not be raping anybody.

s1owhand's photo
Sat 06/26/10 03:34 AM

This is one of the best threads on here yet.

I especially loved when it needed to be clarified that god would not be raping anybody.


laugh

Well come on then! Hop on in Mr. Helper! Commune with us!

How about the Spirit of the Creator enters us like food. If the person is healthy they take this sustenance and grow physically and spiritually....and well...You are what you eat!

laugh

drinker

Abracadabra's photo
Sat 06/26/10 05:05 AM

So basically your saying that unless you get f***ed by god you never have a life. Well, he's been effing me over for years, so I must be good.


laugh laugh laugh

Boy ain't that the truth! drinker


nicetallguy38's photo
Sat 06/26/10 07:28 AM


So basically your saying that unless you get f***ed by god you never have a life. Well, he's been effing me over for years, so I must be good.


laugh laugh laugh

Boy ain't that the truth! drinker




GOD the ultimate Baby Daddy!!

Quick thought .. Im not bashing anybody nor questioning anyones faith just seeking an honest response ... This thread got me pondering of all the stories of god/God fertilizing eggs. Why is it that the stories of Hercules / Clash of The Titans guy (mind went blank) and the others Zeus spawned are treated as MYTHology but yet God spawning Jesus is treated as fact by most? Yet they have the same amount of proof .. words written in a book. Is it a historical timeline thing?