Topic: Tips for a lasting relationship. - Add your own! | |
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1. Burn your cell phone or turn it off. Knowing everything about somebody has never been interesting. If you're at the supermarket and you're not sure what your significant other wants, surprise them.
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2. Buy them the G.I. Joe, they will love it, and if not, you will.
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2 1/2. ALWAYS buy them something that YOU want. Its a win-win!
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Edited by
plastic_pancakes
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Mon 06/14/10 09:24 PM
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Oh, the preconceived notions are a fun one to deal with, klc. Haha.
3.1415 - Be crazy. If the relationship lasts, they'll love it, and if it doesn't they're going to describe you as crazy to their friends anyway. |
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2^2
don't sleep with their friends. . . . |
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6. Don't let their friends sleep with you.
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Love your partner for who and what they are. Be spontaneous. A bouqet of flowers just because you love them.
I believe that many little acts of kindness and love go beyond one big moment. I remember my grandmother telling us about the biggest moment in my grandparents relationship. It wasn't the marrage, honeymoon or anniversaries. It was everyday of their 52 year marrage! |
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Edited by
plastic_pancakes
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Mon 06/14/10 09:28 PM
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8ish. Ask questions. Listen to answers. Try to be happy instead of right.
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get a prenup. even if you don't have anything to lose. . . . |
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8. What works for one couple may not work for another. The next one may just LOVE your tinfoil hat and addiction to stale cheetos and XBOX Live..
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9. Communication is key. If you aren't sure what your woman wants ASK THEM. And ladies, your man can't read your mind!
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9. Compromise is growth, not decay. Be willing to grow with someone rather than against them. Never throw out the tin-foil hat, though.
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if she says that she likes the way you look, don't question it or dismiss it. unless she wants money. . . . |
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12. Hit on her mother.
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don't mention boobs in every conversation because apparently they don't like it
i'm not saying you can't stare at their boobs,doing that is ok,just don't talk about them |
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101. Tell her she has a pretty mouth, everyday, constantly.
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8. For the love of the FSM, remember the length of her hair. One day it will be different, and you should really say something about it on that day.
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Whisper in her ear.
Random things like "Modern research has shown that a sharp decrease in daily calories results in fewer nocturnal ejaculations in men and an overall decrease in the sexual themes of dreams." |
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use earplugs and smile alot
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11-2^1. Tell her all about your college stories, in great detail.
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