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Read together Kim Catrell's sex book....
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21-12. If she thinks the world is going to end in 2012, calm her down. After she is calm sneak up behind her and yell "the sky is falling!!"
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Edited by
plastic_pancakes
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Mon 06/14/10 10:13 PM
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12-21 - Hope the world doesn't end in 2012 and you look like a total douche.
... You know, for those last few moments in the Apocalypse. |
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Read together Kim Catrell's sex book.... hey i could do that  
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712. Watch TV with her, it is a great bonding experience. She will especially love it if you tell her the end to all of the movies because you have already seen them all.
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Compliment him always, stroke that ego...even rub his biceps now and then and give him that..'oh what a man you are' look.
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17 - Lid knows what she's talking about.
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Compliment him always, stroke that ego...even rub his biceps now and then and give him that..'oh what a man you are' look. 9-0. Do the same to her. |
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Listen and pay attention when their talking to you.
Tell your partner you love them every day, several times. Don't make extra work for you partner, pick up after yourself. Whats for dinner should be the last question, not the first. Look at your partners eye's while your talking to them. If your going to be late, even 15 minutes, call. Never buy anything important without discussion first. Never lie to your partner, better yet, just don't lie period. Little meaningless gifts can mean bunches to your partner. |
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17 - If you find a girl cool enough to appreciate stolen flowers, steal them for her every day.
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712. Watch TV with her, it is a great bonding experience. She will especially love it if you tell her the end to all of the movies because you have already seen them all. 713. and cry with her during a chick flick, let her see your soft side...she'll appreciate it when you get the credit card statement. |
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712. Watch TV with her, it is a great bonding experience. She will especially love it if you tell her the end to all of the movies because you have already seen them all. 713. and cry with her during a chick flick, let her see your soft side...she'll appreciate it when you get the credit card statement. lets not go to extremes 
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17 - Buy her presents for holidays she doesn't know about yet. It'll keep her on her toes, let her know you care, and make her think you're globally conscious.
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#9 if you find a girl who appreciates stolen jewelry, between that
and the flowers you'll save a ton of dough... |
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It's the thought that counts.
On a totally unrelated note, I think it's a shame people stop coloring in crayon. I was always a pen guy, but I love getting pictures drawn in crayon. |
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Everybody needs some time away, so remember if things get too bad..there's always Ashleymadison.com
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Hahaha.
I give them props for having one of the most straightforward slogans ever - "Life's short. Have an affair." |
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9863. On the first date, be sure to yell, really loud at some point, "GET OUT OF MY BUBBLE!!" That'll weed out the clingy ones early on..
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28. Pick her up for the first date in a beat up Chevy pickup so she doesn't have high expectations...if she doesn't mind the truck, then you can take her back to your bedroom at mom and dads. This is so great. Pick him up in your beat up Chevy and drive him to his beat up VW van and say, let's take you're ride, it's way cooler! |
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you're funny dude
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