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When life hands you lemons, do you...
make lemonade or throw it back and demand chocolate? Figuratively speaking, of course |
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I get even
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I get even
so you throw them back and hope the lemon juice gets in their eyes? 
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I get even
so you throw them back and hope the lemon juice gets in their eyes?
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Make the lemonade and move on..
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I cut some of them up and put them in iced tea. The rest I use for lemon merguine pie. Then I invite my friends over and we have the last laugh
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When life hands you lemons, do you... make lemonade or throw it back and demand chocolate? Figuratively speaking, of course Hey that is the headline of my profile, whoa!! Someone asked what I would do if life handed me oranges. I said juice those babies....too funny. |
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Never let life make ya a sour pus........ 
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Sell them at a profit ...
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I throw it back at them, hard. There isn't even a decent market for lemons anymore.
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I am too practical.
I'd squeeze them in my hot water every morning to detox my liver and kidneys! They’re $1 each right now – it would be economical to keep them! 
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I am too practical.
I'd squeeze them in my hot water every morning to detox my liver and kidneys! They’re $1 each right now – it would be economical to keep them!
I have a bag of lemons whose purchase and application(-s) I'd be happy to negotiate with you ... |
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Wed 06/09/10 03:49 PM
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I am too practical.
I'd squeeze them in my hot water every morning to detox my liver and kidneys! They’re $1 each right now – it would be economical to keep them!
I have a bag of lemons whose purchase and application(-s) I'd be happy to negotiate with you ... We Don't Negotiate With Terrorists! Oh, wait, that's a movie quote (Austin Powers) and National policy!
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I make a lemon meringue pie
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I throw lemon handgranades in there general direction. Lemon juice can be very painful if it gets in their eyes or in a cut...
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Use 'em on the catch of the day. A few squeezes of lemon on broiled flounder is quite tasty.
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Edited by
jemare
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Wed 06/09/10 07:00 PM
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Cut them into wedges, sprinkle with sugar....and take a big bite.
Afterwards laugh because I know how bad a face I just made. |
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