Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very
>> Well Waking Up That Morning. I Went Downstairs For
>> Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And Say,
>> "Happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For
>> Me.
>>
>> As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let
>> Alone "Happy Birthday."
>>
>> I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The
>> Kids Will Remember. My Kids Came to Breakfast And
>> Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For The Office, I
>> Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent.
>>
>> As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said,
>> "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A
>> Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered.
>>
>> I Worked Until one O'clock and Then Jane Knocked On
>> My Door And Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful
>> Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To
>> Lunch, Just You And Me." I Said, "Thanks Jane ,
>> That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day. Let's
>> Go!"
>>
>> We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally
>> Would Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A
>> Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I
>> Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously.
>>
>> On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "You Know,
>> It's Such A Beautiful Day.. We Don't Need To Go Back
>> To The Office, Do We?"
>>
>> I Responded, "I Guess Not. What Do You Have In
>> Mind?"
>>
>> She Said, "Let's Go To My Apartment"
>>
>> After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me
>> And Said, "Boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To
>> Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right
>> Back."
>>
>> "Ok." I Nervously Replied.
>>
>> She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of
>> Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday
>> Cake... Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My
>> Friends And Co-Workers, All Singing "Happy
>> Birthday".
>> And I Just Sat There..
>>
>> On The Couch...
>>
>> Naked.

haha , thats good!

OMG!!!!!!!

serves him right!!lol

typical guy, one thing on his mind.

lmao!!!!!!!!!

lifes a beach lol just when you think everything is going so well lol

IMAO hahahah

:)