Topic: Road Rage
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Sun 06/06/10 12:47 AM
Here's an early fighting story of mine from when I was about 16 or 17. I was driving to my destination, listening to tunes and this jerk starts tail gaiting me. When I look in the rear view mirror, he's got this tough guy look on his face. Everyone's a tough guy in there car. Kind of like everyone's a tough guy on the computer.

So anyway, I decided to teach this stiff a lesson. I slowed down to about 15 mph, grandma style. Of course he's steaming, but he's too stubborn to go around. He's eyeballing me at the light, pissed off. After it turns green I do the same thing, but slow it down to 10. Finnaly he's had enough and passes.

On the way by he's running his mouth and I'm looking at him with a big smile on my face. Rods are exchanged and then he motions for me to meet him on the side of the road.

We both pull over and get out for the confrontation. He starts out with some pleasantries like, "I'll **** you up mother f*cker!" "Anytime you're ready", I say. "I've got a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do. I'll kill you man", he says. This was before the ufc was popular. Back then, karate and tae keon do men still believed the martial arts crap they watched on tv, like The Karate Kid. I got srtaight up in his face and looked him in the eye and said, " I wonder if I could kick your ***?" "C'mon", he said and then started bouncing up and down like Muhaamed Ali.

I took a fighting stance. He came at me with a hard round house kick. Like in Sever-Bossett, on the second kick, I timed it and shot in and planted his *** on the ground. I think it was here that it occurred to him that Tae Kwon Do doesn't teach ground fighting. Being a wrestling champ in high school, I had a great ground fighting background. I pounded him for a while and then flipped him on his stomach and applied a chokehold. After about 30 seconds, he was turning blue. "If you wnat to quit, show me by tapping the ground", I said. He started tapping the ground. It's funny, I had not seen my first ufc, but I already understood what a tapout was. I released him and threw one more shot to his chin for good measure. He was in dreamland. "What do you think of Tae Kwon Do now?", I said. Later that night I went home and told my ex-girlfriend Stacy about what happened. We had sex. Brawls, girles and beer. What else is there?

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Sun 06/06/10 02:37 AM
wow, just wow.
First you share your bar room brawl story with us and give us all the details of how you took down a girl, and so proudly I might add. Also buying a drink for a man who may very well have deserved the punch in the nose. Oh, you did mention in that thread about how skilled you are at martial arts also...

Now a bad azz story from the younger days...you decided to teach this guy a lesson, kinda like what ya were doing with the girl in the bar when ya said to her.."so ya wanna play with men b!tch"

I know many people who have excelled at martial arts..including black belts. NONE of them announce it to strangers, none of them would tell such stories in a public form, none of them would abuse the art that they had spent years perfecting.

In the other thread you said your a promoter, did I get that right?
I think so and yes, you are indeed a promoter.

As a pacifist and a peacemaker I'll make a point of NOT reading your violent, self promoting threads anymore.

Oh, welcome to mingle

clubbin714's photo
Sun 06/06/10 08:11 AM
Thank you Ladylid2012 my friend. I appreciate the warm welcome. I am a pacifist and peacemaker myself and I look forward to further discussion with you.

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Sun 06/06/10 08:53 AM
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Sun 06/06/10 08:58 AM



Ladylid2012's photo
Sun 06/06/10 02:15 PM

Thank you Ladylid2012 my friend. I appreciate the warm welcome. I am a pacifist and peacemaker myself and I look forward to further discussion with you.


Um..methinks we won't have much discussion..I left a symbol of peace in your thread for ya though.

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Sun 06/06/10 05:50 PM

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I'm surprised you didn't take this drivel down period.

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Sun 06/06/10 08:17 PM

Here's an early fighting story of mine from when I was about 16 or 17. I was driving to my destination, listening to tunes and this jerk starts tail gaiting me. When I look in the rear view mirror, he's got this tough guy look on his face. Everyone's a tough guy in there car. Kind of like everyone's a tough guy on the computer.

So anyway, I decided to teach this stiff a lesson. I slowed down to about 15 mph, grandma style. Of course he's steaming, but he's too stubborn to go around. He's eyeballing me at the light, pissed off. After it turns green I do the same thing, but slow it down to 10. Finnaly he's had enough and passes.

On the way by he's running his mouth and I'm looking at him with a big smile on my face. Rods are exchanged and then he motions for me to meet him on the side of the road.

We both pull over and get out for the confrontation. He starts out with some pleasantries like, "I'll **** you up mother f*cker!" "Anytime you're ready", I say. "I've got a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do. I'll kill you man", he says. This was before the ufc was popular. Back then, karate and tae keon do men still believed the martial arts crap they watched on tv, like The Karate Kid. I got srtaight up in his face and looked him in the eye and said, " I wonder if I could kick your ***?" "C'mon", he said and then started bouncing up and down like Muhaamed Ali.

I took a fighting stance. He came at me with a hard round house kick. Like in Sever-Bossett, on the second kick, I timed it and shot in and planted his *** on the ground. I think it was here that it occurred to him that Tae Kwon Do doesn't teach ground fighting. Being a wrestling champ in high school, I had a great ground fighting background. I pounded him for a while and then flipped him on his stomach and applied a chokehold. After about 30 seconds, he was turning blue. "If you wnat to quit, show me by tapping the ground", I said. He started tapping the ground. It's funny, I had not seen my first ufc, but I already understood what a tapout was. I released him and threw one more shot to his chin for good measure. He was in dreamland. "What do you think of Tae Kwon Do now?", I said. Later that night I went home and told my ex-girlfriend Stacy about what happened. We had sex. Brawls, girles and beer. What else is there?

Lucky this time.And a reminder Tae Kwon Do is not allowed as defense in some countries.