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Topic: Things NOT To Hear During Surgery ...
Kings_Knight Joined Sat 01/31/09 Posts: 3718	Tue 06/01/10 09:17 PM
Yeah, like it or not, sometimes the anesthesia just doesn't put ya all the way under ... and at a time like that, these are prolly some of the things you'd rather NOT be hearin' ... among other things ... Save that - we'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor — we're gonna need a mop. Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that ? Hand me that ... umm ... that uh ... thingie. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before ? Darn, there goes the light again ... Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, this guy's got two of them. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off. What's this doing here ? I hate it when they're missing stuff like that ... That's cool ! Now can you make his other leg twitch ?

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Tue 06/01/10 09:20 PM
In goes the bad air.....Out goes the good air....

bee1855 Joined Tue 05/25/10 Posts: 111	Tue 06/01/10 09:23 PM
it'll be bad if u really hear what the doctors are discussing about :l

arcxjo Joined Wed 05/26/10 Posts: 27	Tue 06/01/10 09:34 PM
While he's going through your wallet: "Hey, he IS an organ donor!"

neo30 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 203	Tue 06/01/10 09:48 PM
Do they come with instructions?

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Tue 06/01/10 09:49 PM
I lost the scalpel and cottonballs

Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3308	Tue 06/01/10 09:52 PM
'He just called, and is going to be late" whispered. Great a rushed surgery.

Headroller Joined Tue 03/09/10 Posts: 53	Tue 06/01/10 09:56 PM
"Scalpel. Burrito. Suture. Alright, we just did the first surgical feeding! High five!"

neo30 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 203	Tue 06/01/10 09:57 PM
What do mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Tue 06/01/10 09:58 PM
What are we doing surgery on, oh my, it wasn't for the liver, oops!!!

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Tue 06/01/10 09:59 PM
What do mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

sherry4382 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 4000	Tue 06/01/10 10:00 PM
This is John Smith, right?

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Tue 06/01/10 10:02 PM
Yeah, like it or not, sometimes the anesthesia just doesn't put ya all the way under ... and at a time like that, these are prolly some of the things you'd rather NOT be hearin' ... among other things ... Save that - we'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor — we're gonna need a mop. Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that ? Hand me that ... umm ... that uh ... thingie. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before ? Darn, there goes the light again ... Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, this guy's got two of them. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off. What's this doing here ? I hate it when they're missing stuff like that ... That's cool ! Now can you make his other leg twitch ? Do I cut the red one or the blue? Lefty loosey, righy tighty? Wait... that's not it... (singing) "The left bones connected to the brain bone..."

neo30 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 203	Tue 06/01/10 10:05 PM
I'll get it right one day!!!

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Wed 06/02/10 01:40 AM
Holy **!!!!! Dont tell me!!!! I fKed up AGAIN!!!!!