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i wish i could see
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I wish I could speak four languages at once.
Wish granted but your toung falls off. I wish I could see... Wish granted but the sun blinds you. I wish somebody cared..... |
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wish granted, but u then realize they care about all the wrong things
for the wrong reasons. i wish i could travel the world... |
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lol, i see i killed another thread. am i that scary? lol
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i wish i could travel the world...
Wish granted, but you were denyed for your pass port. |
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I wish, for company.......
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You have company but they all smell like skanky buckets...
I wish I had a back scratcher |
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wish granted, but the cat had rabies.
i wish i had a hot naked guy in my bed... |
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i wish i had a hot naked guy in my bed...
Wish granted but the hottness was from a fever wich was cause by scarlet fever |
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SheNerd-Wish granted for a back scratcher. However, it is a fancy
wooden one that breaks and leaves splinters in your back. Whisper-You forgot to wish. I wish for a 4 day work week and tax free income. |
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Wish granted, Michele, but you lost the job.
I wish my favorite singer would come to the first day of school. |
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Need-Wish granted. Your favorite singer comes to your school, but is
too stoned on crack to sing. I wish for an excessive trust fund and some chocolate. |
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Wish granted but the trust fund is all tied up in offshore llama farming
and the chocolate came from the monkey's bum I wish for a million dollars and a good night's sleep (these Satanic rituals are tiring me out)... |
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Darned, illegal llamas.
Wish granted for 1 million dollars, but the IRS takes it all in back taxes and fines for the illegal llama farming (I know you are at the head of the llama ring!). One hour in to a lovely REM sleep, the cult members come a calling threatening to sacrifice the monkey unless you come out and play! I wish for laser hair removal of my leg hair. Oh, how I hate to shave my legs. At 38, you would think I could do it without cutting myself. |
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Wish granted you no longer need to shave your legs, however the
radiation from the laser made other hair undestructable, growing forever without the ability of being cut. I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner :p |
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but if you were an oscar meier weiner...you would get bitten off
i wish i had x-ray vision |
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Drox-That was too funny!
Wish granted-You are an Oscar Meyer wiener. If that is what you'd truly like to be. However, you are put in the microwave for too long and you explode! I wish I could quit smoking forever! |
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I wish I could quit smoking forever! Wish granted, but the fire extinguisher broke, and oops, ur smoking again. I wish i had a personal masseuse |
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Libra-You hair looks great!
Wish granted, you have x-ray vision all you can see how hairy the men are under their clothes! I wish for pretty straight hair like Libra! |
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 I wish I could find the one LADY alive and well that could SHOW me my thoughts of TRUE DEVOTED "LOVE"!! 
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