When I was in the army there was one guy who would continuously on a
Friday night go into town, get screaming drunk. When he was drunk he
used to cause trouble all the damned time.
Well. He was one of those guys who just never seem to have any success
with women so, as a last resort he bought one of those blow up dolls
which he would use to satisfy his carnal needs.
When he came back after his Friday night on the town he would strip of
and dive on this doll and satisfy himself.
On this one night when he went out we managed to open his room door,
then we took his doll and filled it with cold chocolate milk.
He came back as usual about three hours later, dived on the doll and
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chocolate milk everywhere
His face was a picture
And strangely enough after that, he never seemed to get drunk very
often.
I wonder why

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Proll thought that he was so drunk he could have sworn that his dolly
came !!!!!!

LOL Bonny that is what I thought when I finished reading.