...the authorities? What has been your experience?

They couldn't find there way out of a wet paper sack.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

No..and No

And it was on my honeymoon, my ex-husband emphasis on the ex, got arrested, LMAO. It was definitely memorable.

Yes...

And I stuttered and fumbled and cried

batted my big eyes.....

And was let go !

Now, Marley....which authorities are you making reference too?

around the time I got my license, I was coming from a club (had not been drinking, have NEVER been a drinker but liked to dance) and cops pulled me over claiming I had been swerving,,,,asked where I was going to ,,,where I was coming from(as if they didnt know) and if I had my drivers license(which I did but did not have on me). They required me to walk in a straight line,,which I did,,,they asked me to say the alphabet without singing it,,which I did, and then asked me to say it backwards (not kidding) which slowly but surprisingly I also did.....they verbally reprimanded me for drinking(which I wasnt) and requested I let my passenger drive,,

who by the way they didnt ask for ID and who DIDNT have a license,,lol


not a great experience


then there was the time we were pulled over late night coming from a comedy show because we had slowed down 3mph to got off the off ramp and the officer found that to be 'suspicious' ,, he also commented on how he had noticed us TALKING to each other (with it being 2am , and him having come from off the SIDE of the road,,that was quite curious),,,,he told us not to drive so suspiciously and sent us on our way


then there was the time my brother came home from college and cops patrolling the neighborhood pulled into our drive while he was outside playing with our dog to ask him what he was doing there,,when he explained he lived there, they asked him to go get ID, when he showed the ID,, they asked to come in,,, but our dog wasnt real friendly with the idea, so they backed off,,,,

I could probably give a couple more bad experiences but let me give a good one

my purse was stolen from my cart at the grocery store and the police came quickly and were very compassionate while asking questions,,,

And did you say,"There. there darlin."?

I reserved my right not to say anything and invoked my right to do so as a lawfully wedded wife. BAM!! DONE!! Can not make me testify.

Oh no, I was pissed, the cops ain't got nothing on what the wifey can do!!

When I found out my at-the-time-husband was cheating, I decided to leave work and I said to a co-worker "I am going to kill him."

Well after her attempts to call to check on me failed, She called the police afraid that I did something that I would regret.

It was 3 in the morning and I had the police at my door questioning me where my cheating husband was. They had to search my house to make sure that he was not there.

Seriously, I couldn't believe it, my house was searched for a "dead body". Today I find if hilarious.

Note to self, always answer call waiting.

No comment other than the New Jersey Police aren't a very good shot.

Yes I have, and cops are dumb

Ohhhhh you have noooo idea....My Dad was a policeman for 25 years....It sucked getting pulled over by him with my friends in the car......I had a Boss 429 Mustang in 1970 that was scary fast and he was always pulling me over...He said I was speeding....MEEEeeeeeee

my dad was also a cop

well cops stop me this morning gave me a speeding ticket wasn't nervous scared or anything not my first time .

Cops son and preachers daughters, LMAO oh no!!!

We would have been in wayyyyy to much trouble......My Dad caught me parking with a, ummm shall I say well endowed young lady....The flashlight was in my eyes and I couldn't see who it was, so we are both trying to get our clothes back on and the flash light is in my eyes, then it goes to her well endowdness.........then up to my smiling Dads face, and giving me the thumbs up, and he walked away and never said a word.

I miss him.......

It was the preacher's daughter wasn't it, dyin over here!!