Topic: --- Oh, the joy ---
HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Wed 05/12/10 01:01 AM

I enjoy your company
I enjoy your sweet touch
I enjoy you laying next to me
And oh baby, I enjoy it when you do that!

I enjoy your ever changing moods
Even in that time of month
I enjoy your spewing, putrid mouth
And all your kind insults

I enjoy you walking out the door
To see your other guy
I enjoy watching you **** up your life
And you can't figure why

I enjoy the alimony
And the child support you take
I enjoy all the lonely nights
That I spend awake

I enjoy the thought that you took up
The best years of my life
I enjoy the fact that now
You're no longer my wife

I enjoy that your pothead boyfriend
Is the goofiest freak in town
I enjoy they laugh behind your back
When you guys aren't around

I enjoy my paxil and prozac
I down it with a pint
I enjoy they bring my invisible friends
I talk to every night

I enjoy the warmth of my straight jacket
The comfort of my padded cell
The rush I get from the nurse's injections
de pretty patterns on the wallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

i engjoieeee deeeee ellipaantsss nn teee biiiig bbig orranang briigt whurreldd........... ii goot to peeee


















I think I figured out why I enjoy being single :tongue:

HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Wed 05/12/10 01:08 AM
Vimmins'll drive ya mad

HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Wed 05/12/10 10:31 AM
Guess no one here enjoyed my bitter, sarcastic poem. At least my invisible friends found it amusing :tongue:

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Wed 05/12/10 10:36 AM
flowers flowers flowers

OKCUTIE67's photo
Wed 05/12/10 10:38 AM
I kinda liked it...lol. I would have to add something about enjoying my bankruptcy thanks to my ex leaving me with all the bills! lol

dmle's photo
Wed 05/12/10 05:00 PM
Edited by dmle on Wed 05/12/10 05:02 PM
I really enjoyed the last two quatrains and final untrain (Unatrain?) of you're poem. I'm on Cipralex, Risperidone, Marijuana, and alcohol myself, but i also have invisible friends that i talk to, and they are my best friends ever! laugh

(God i hope i dont regret this comment in the morning!) laugh It's 01:02 UK time here in blighty.

PS. I also think i am a werewolf laugh

dmle's photo
Wed 05/12/10 05:04 PM
I aslo enjoyed you're poem because it was bitter and sarcastic. laugh

jemare's photo
Wed 05/12/10 08:34 PM
Edited by jemare on Wed 05/12/10 08:35 PM
I don't have invisible friends or see writing on the wall....but I enjoyed your poem anyway.