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ordering a burger from Burger king, oh man does it look big in that pic,
but oreder up and it is like you were ordering at the white castle!lmao |
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Mach...you are so cute
  I hate white castle 
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or like saving proof of purchases fro cereal boxes, i bet that price you
saved for looked a whole lot better inlarged on that cereal box! Just think, when eating smacks how good of a mood you are in??? that price sure looks cool and great huh?? |
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Like putting your McNuggets in a vise and saying "crank harder".
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lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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zap im splittin gut here. lmao
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is like ordering a chocolate sunday only to realize after you got it
they gave you butterscotch instead, plus they forgot the whipped cream! |
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lol
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Getting married is like paying $700 for a purebred dog, getting it home
and finding out it's a lizard with a wig on. |
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lol
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u guy's lol
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lmao
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Is like a banking transaction. The minute you are married half your
wealth transfers into her new name. (If she even takes your name) |
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I look forward to get married. My sweetie is the nicest, charming,
handsome man that has come into my life!!! Burger King??? Pffft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im thinkin Arbys baby!!!!!!!!!!! 
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ARBY'S
OH YES Woo hoo I am getting married  <----faints and hits the floor PAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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someone bring some water for Chris!!!!
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well at least someone's thinkin outside the buns. lmao
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like tweezering hair no matter how many time you try to get rid of it it
keeps comin back or is that divorce... oh well cheers 
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Water?
how bout some bourbon 
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IMbro I have to ask what did you do to that little one to make her look
like that? Hands him a bottle |
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