Topic: Getting married is like
Claudette's photo
Mon 06/18/07 09:48 PM
well i have none of that Chris!!!bigsmile

KAY KAY 's photo
Mon 06/18/07 09:49 PM
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Zapchaser's photo
Mon 06/18/07 09:52 PM
Oh my God! You guys are killing me!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh
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Yelm_Redneck's photo
Tue 06/19/07 01:22 AM
Wow, if marriage looked like that, it's time to go! Been there done
that once. Won't do it again! Well, unless a sweetest lil thing like
cleopatra came along and stole my heart. But then it would be ruff,
ruff.

JaymeStephens84a0lc's photo
Tue 06/19/07 02:26 PM
There was what I call a mass murder in our town on saturday... like, 7
couples got married

Lakeman's photo
Wed 06/20/07 03:05 PM
Marriage with the WRONG person will screw you up for life!! Don't get
married without being totally committed....or you may be committed to a
jail or mental ward later on down the road!!drinker drinker

JaymeStephens84a0lc's photo
Wed 06/20/07 03:18 PM
I don't know if I will ever get married, but if I do eventually get
married... he'd better mean it when he says "I DO" cus I will not EVER
sign a divorce paper!

Lakeman's photo
Wed 06/20/07 09:21 PM
The Green Mile!! LOL

Yelm_Redneck's photo
Thu 06/21/07 02:01 AM
Where's the mental ward? I have an appointment!

Yelm_Redneck's photo
Thu 06/21/07 02:01 AM
Where's the mental ward? I have an appointment!

GreenEyedHippieChick's photo
Thu 06/21/07 05:07 AM
Getting married is the easy part...... making it work and staying
together.. thats the part that's like pulling teeth

oldsage's photo
Thu 06/21/07 05:13 AM
Day of my second marriage was one of the best in my life.
Reason I prob. won't do it again.
Don't think there is anyone out there I could care about like I did
Gwen.
Make everyday together a good one, never know what might happen.

BonnyMiss's photo
Thu 06/21/07 05:26 AM
LMFAO @ {{{{ LEX }}}} laugh laugh laugh laugh

resserts's photo
Thu 06/21/07 10:04 AM
Getting married is like...

... a tootsie pop, where there's a 50% chance of getting a crap-filled
center that you eventually spit out, a 25% chance of getting a different
flavor of crap that you manage to swallow, and a 25% chance of getting
what you expected (i.e., the chewy center of chocolatey perfection).

heatherrae's photo
Thu 06/21/07 10:06 AM
how many licks does it take.......

no photo
Thu 06/21/07 10:11 AM
My ex was a great housekeeper----- she kept the house car and the
kids!!!!!!!!!!!!laugh

s1owhand's photo
Thu 06/21/07 10:11 AM
one, very long lick.....

s1owhand's photo
Thu 06/21/07 10:14 AM
marriage is like,

being able to get the milk,
for free,
but buying the cow because,
well,
the cream is perfect

resserts's photo
Thu 06/21/07 10:30 AM
Ah, good point, heatherrae (even if it may have been inadvertant).
Sometimes it takes a lot longer to get through the candy shell than
other times, and you find yourself reaching the crap-filled center much
too late (e.g., after kids are involved, etc.).

ecbouton's photo
Thu 06/21/07 10:32 AM
getting married is like - stupid.