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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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and before you ask yourself why would someone post something like this let me just explain, i am a genius so if i question something it is because i do not understand it (ixnay eh?) anyways, what is wrong with sarcasm? i've met girls that don't like me because, and i quote, "I don't like people that laugh at other peoples misfortunes." please allow me to explain. I L O freakin L'd at this one girl because she was bragging at how her daddy bought her a brand new hummer when not 20 seconds later she put it in reverse and drove it halfway through a brick wall... priceless. so i make the comment, right on queue i might add, "i hope daddy got you insurance too." ... ... ... what is wrong with that?!? I would have laughed too. But is having a sense of humor sarcasm? I don't think so. Now as for being a "genius" one would have expected you to capitalize your sentences. (Is that sarcastic or just observant?) To the woman with no sense of irony or sense of humor who told you that she did not like "people" (meaning YOU) who laughed at other people's misfortunes... what a humorless judgmental b*tch. I think the comment was perfect. What's sarcastic about it? You were hoping she had insurance. That was simply slightly "witty" not "sarcastic." The only reason one might see that as "sarcastic" or or cold is because they had high expectations that you would act in a way that they expected. They (the b*tch) wanted you to run to her rescue with sympathy and concern. You didn't. Oh well.... so now she doesn't like you anymore. Good riddance.  
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Ironic.....
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I speak fluent sarcasm! 
As long as the “delivery” is not malicious then I am fine with sarcasm. Some people are overly sensitive and simply do not have a sense of humor. It’s possible their cognitive process is limited; they can’t think outside of the box. I know it’s necessary to curtail my sarcasm is my “audience” doesn’t tune-in into my word-play. I use a lot of puns and homophones. I hate explaining myself! One of the silliest references I use is to ESP. If another person and I are on the same page, I might say, “Oh! We have ESPN!” 
If their reply is, “Don’t you mean ‘ESP’?” – I realize my sense of humor will fall short. 
You have a dish too?! |
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I'm empathic..I'm also a sarcastic genuis I see your empathy and raise you 2x non chalance. I'm a sarcastic idiot. Genius irony in that! |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Sun 05/09/10 12:44 PM
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P.S.
The person who will openly tell another person that they don't like "people" who do certain things are either telling you that they don't like YOU or they are hinting that you should change and start living up to HER expectations or else.... she will deprive you of her approval and company. This marks the beginning of a gradual effort to change you into someone she "can" like. Dump her. Fast. |
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and 2+2=fish |
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From an atmospheric position that looks more like....
 <----I'm too superior for this thread....too superior for this thread.
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From an atmospheric position that looks more like.... <----I'm too superior for this thread....too superior for this thread.
 Yeh, well I'm just too cool for this room.
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From an atmospheric position that looks more like.... <----I'm too superior for this thread....too superior for this thread.
Yeh, well I'm just too cool for this room.
 
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i am a genius
right on queue
queue or 'cue'? |
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Edited by
worldbound220
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Sun 05/09/10 01:36 PM
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i am a genius
right on queue
queue or 'cue'? ... uh... i meant to do that |
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