BRYAN HESTER INVITED HIS MOTHER OVER FOR DINNER. DURING THE COURSE OF THE MEAL, BRYAN'S MOTHER COULDN'T HELP BUT KEEP NOTICING HOW BEAUTIFUL BRYAN'S ROOMMATE, STEPHANIE, WAS. MRS. HESTER HAD LONG BEEN SUSPICIOUS OF A RELATIONSHIP
BETWEEN BRYAN AND STEPHANIE, AND THIS HAD ONLY MADE HER MORE CURIOUS.
OVER THE COURSE OF THE EVENING, WHILE THE TWO REACT, MRS. HESTER STARTED TO WONDER IF THERE WAS MORE BETWEEN BRYAN AND STEPHANIE, THAN MET THE EYE. READING HIS MOM'S THOUGHT, BRYAN VOLUNTEERED, "I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING, BUT I ASSURE YOU STEPHANIE, AND I ARE JUST ROOMMATES."
ABOUT A WEEK LATER, STEPHANIE CAME TO BRYAN SAYING, "EVER SINCE YOUR MOTHER CAME FOR DINNER, I'VE BEEN UNABLE TO FIND THE BEAUTIFUL SILVER GRAVY LADLE. YOU DON'T SUPPOSE SHE TOOK IT, DO YOU?" BRYAN SAID, "WELL, I DOUBT IT, BUT I'LL SEND HER A E-MAIL JUST TO BE SURE."
SO HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE:

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE GRAVY LADLE
FROM ARE HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE GRAVY LADLE. BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT ONE HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE, BRYAN

SEVER DAYS LATER, BRYAN RECEIVED A LETTER FROM HIS MOTHER THAT READ:

DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH STEPHANIE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" SLEEP WITH STEPHANIE. BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WERE SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE GRAVY LADLE BY NOW.

LOVE, MOM

Can't fool mama!!!

rule #1, NEVER TRY TO LIE TO YOUR MUM
rule #2, NEVER TRY TO LIE TO YOUR MUM

lol,,, great one