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msmyka's photo
Thu 04/29/10 05:25 PM
What kinds of things FAIL you on a daily basis?



The other day the electric company came in and installed some new energy saving lights and in the bathroom they installed a motion sensor for the light/ fan.

I went in to go to the bathroom and shut the main door to the bathroom and then went inside the stall. Shutting the stall door caused the motion sensor to not know I was still in there and I had to tinkle in PITCH BLACK.... once I opened the stall door the light came back on. Now when I go in I have to barricade the main door closed and leave the stall door open so the motion sensor knows I'm still in there slaphead


FAIL

markecephus's photo
Thu 04/29/10 05:30 PM

What kinds of things FAIL you on a daily basis?



The other day the electric company came in and installed some new energy saving lights and in the bathroom they installed a motion sensor for the light/ fan.

I went in to go to the bathroom and shut the main door to the bathroom and then went inside the stall. Shutting the stall door caused the motion sensor to not know I was still in there and I had to tinkle in PITCH BLACK.... once I opened the stall door the light came back on. Now when I go in I have to barricade the main door closed and leave the stall door open so the motion sensor knows I'm still in there slaphead


FAIL


Those sensors normally have two adjustments. One for sensitivity, and one for time delay. Apparently those settings were not checked after installation.

msmyka's photo
Thu 04/29/10 05:32 PM
Or maybe they are just messing with me since I'm the only girl here :tongue:

_The_Sugar_Fire_'s photo
Thu 04/29/10 05:37 PM
My power goes off in the middle of the night, damn near once a week.

Then my alarm clock doesn't go off...

Then I drive like a mad man to get to work...

Then I run over some little old lady...

You kill electricity...

You kill American civilization...

Nobody tell the terrorists...

FAIL

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Thu 04/29/10 05:43 PM
oh I got one! lol

My Dell scanner/printer/fax machine at work deccided to halfway die...it will only fax out now...it does nothing else. My boss is to cheap to replace or fix it so he had the techy reroute the dam thing to another printer in another room. Now everytime I type up letters and envelopes or have to make any copies I gotta run through the room to get to the other printer. If someone else is printing then it gets screwed up and I gotta go back & forth..lol
FAIL!

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Thu 04/29/10 05:43 PM

My power goes off in the middle of the night, damn near once a week.

Then my alarm clock doesn't go off...

Then I drive like a mad man to get to work...

Then I run over some little old lady...

You kill electricity...

You kill American civilization...

Nobody tell the terrorists...

FAIL


laugh laugh laugh

_The_Sugar_Fire_'s photo
Thu 04/29/10 05:54 PM

oh I got one! lol

My Dell scanner/printer/fax machine at work deccided to halfway die...it will only fax out now...it does nothing else. My boss is to cheap to replace or fix it so he had the techy reroute the dam thing to another printer in another room. Now everytime I type up letters and envelopes or have to make any copies I gotta run through the room to get to the other printer. If someone else is printing then it gets screwed up and I gotta go back & forth..lol
FAIL!


Hopefully you don't print as much inappropriate material as I do @ work...

buttons's photo
Thu 04/29/10 05:54 PM
my boyfriend.... oh yea cause i dont have onelaugh laugh

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Thu 04/29/10 06:08 PM


oh I got one! lol

My Dell scanner/printer/fax machine at work deccided to halfway die...it will only fax out now...it does nothing else. My boss is to cheap to replace or fix it so he had the techy reroute the dam thing to another printer in another room. Now everytime I type up letters and envelopes or have to make any copies I gotta run through the room to get to the other printer. If someone else is printing then it gets screwed up and I gotta go back & forth..lol
FAIL!


Hopefully you don't print as much inappropriate material as I do @ work...


Well not inapropiate material but it is 80% of my job...at least I'm getting exercise!

krupa's photo
Thu 04/29/10 06:09 PM
Msmyka......you are overthinking this one darlin. Do what every guy would do....pee in the sink.

no photo
Thu 04/29/10 06:09 PM

my boyfriend.... oh yea cause i dont have onelaugh laugh


lol good one!

msmyka's photo
Fri 04/30/10 11:35 AM
Todays FAIL ...

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/272406?page=2

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Fri 04/30/10 11:39 AM
nothing...guess im just perfect like that...

seamac's photo
Fri 04/30/10 12:25 PM
My back door! A few weeks ago it seemed to have shifted on a hinge or something un-seeable. Now to open it I have to lift and push on the knob while applying a heavy pressure with my foot at the bottom of the door. After this happened there was a morning when I couldn't open it from the inside at all, had to go out the front door and open the back door from outside. To close the stupid door enough for the latch to catch I have to lean on it with my full weight.



FAIL!!!

PS. This is the most often used door on the house!!

msmyka's photo
Fri 04/30/10 06:57 PM
Edited by msmyka on Fri 04/30/10 06:57 PM
10 mins ago, got an email here... he IMed me right away (I forgot they were on) ....

Conversation conversation blah blah blah.....

Him: Are you really just looking for friends, what about friends with benefits?

Me: Not my thing


IM window closed

surprised


FAIL

Monier's photo
Fri 04/30/10 07:02 PM

10 mins ago, got an email here... he IMed me right away (I forgot they were on) ....

Conversation conversation blah blah blah.....

Him: Are you really just looking for friends, what about friends with benefits?

Me: Not my thing


IM window closed

surprised


FAIL


That makes him a Failboat Captain

What a maroon. Thinking a classy trendy awesome lady would lower her standards down to him.

Talk about having illusions of grandeur.





msmyka's photo
Fri 04/30/10 07:03 PM
It was really just rude as all heck, I don't do that to people.

msmyka's photo
Fri 04/30/10 07:05 PM
At least he was nice enough to email me and tell me I'm an IDIOT for thinking that I can have male friendships with out sex. :angry:

Monier's photo
Fri 04/30/10 07:17 PM

At least he was nice enough to email me and tell me I'm an IDIOT for thinking that I can have male friendships with out sex. :angry:



He sounds like a guy that has lost any trace of character or values. Too bad. Losing faith in others is a sure sign of losing faith in one's self.

Grown up men can have many female friends they never sleep with and still retain their 'Manly Man' status.

I'm wearing my big boy pants tonight :banana:

msmyka's photo
Fri 04/30/10 07:18 PM


At least he was nice enough to email me and tell me I'm an IDIOT for thinking that I can have male friendships with out sex. :angry:



He sounds like a guy that has lost any trace of character or values. Too bad. Losing faith in others is a sure sign of losing faith in one's self.

Grown up men can have many female friends they never sleep with and still retain their 'Manly Man' status.

I'm wearing my big boy pants tonight :banana:


He's under the impression that any guy I meet HERE wants in my pants... how conceited would one have to be to actually believe that?

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