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msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 04/30/10 07:20 PM
Oh and I think Failboat Captain is my new fav phrase LOL

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Fri 04/30/10 07:26 PM
At least he could have let loose some corny lines or something. Some kind of feeble attempt at being flirty that would not offend like 'Let's play checkers, I'll let you king me' instead it was 'Hi! I'm scummy! are you???'

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 04/30/10 07:26 PM
FOR REALS... Dude has NO GAME at all...

Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3308	Fri 04/30/10 07:35 PM
Clark County Nevada- Fail Young pregnant woman, homeless, has gone through every social service agency here the last few months, calling everyone again today to find a home before the child is born in a few weeks. She makes too much money (TANF) or not enough. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL If she doesn't have a home, they will take the baby. No one wants to help and then we have commercials, please adopt or foster. NOT that I think she should take the baby back into the desert, but to not provide housing? And no prenatal?????????????? ever?

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 04/30/10 07:37 PM
That's like an EPIC FAIL

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Fri 04/30/10 07:38 PM
Here's a recent FAIL, and she should see if that guy is looking for a 1st mate on his Failboat.............. Recently, I was dating this woman and we started getting intimate. I think too early and I'll take a fail on that but every time I even thought about turning on the romantic charm, she just wanted to hop into bed. I decided that I was going to take her around town to alot of great places and spend alot of time talking. I guess that was'nt interesting to her. Too bad. I had a Pool Suite reserved for that weekend. If only..... Major Fail I ended up giving the suite to my friend and her boyfriend. Somebody was smiling that weekend. It was'nt her.

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 04/30/10 07:41 PM
Yeah that's pretty bad... Even I can follow a guys lead on that one lol

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Fri 04/30/10 07:50 PM
Fail Boat Someone who constantly fails at something, and generally Life in its self. Can be told to the person as a pay out. Excuse me, sir can i plz ride take a ride on your fail boat. ex. Hey lets all jump on to this noobs fail boat and take a ride down Fail Lake.

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 04/30/10 07:51 PM
Urbandictionary.com??? lol

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Fri 04/30/10 07:51 PM
Yes http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fail%20boat

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Fri 04/30/10 07:55 PM Edited by Monier on Fri 04/30/10 07:56 PM


msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 04/30/10 09:23 PM
Super EPIC FAIL for the evening... msmyka's phone rings.... Yes, this is Myka..... Uh no I don't have $1000 to bail him out, he's gonna have to stay in for the weekend.

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Fri 04/30/10 09:35 PM
Super EPIC FAIL for the evening... msmyka's phone rings.... Yes, this is Myka..... Uh no I don't have $1000 to bail him out, he's gonna have to stay in for the weekend. Oh crap, I bet I can guess... A 'male' won't call him gentleman or even guy because he's too low for even that... Well he seems to think slamming women and trying to make them feel ugly is cool.. Apparently it makes him feel cool.. Too bad for him that he's such a low life that he can't possibly make a woman feel ugly or less, no one else can go that low... FAIL!!!!

_The_Sugar_Fire_ Joined Fri 04/09/10 Posts: 487	Fri 04/30/10 09:36 PM
I said something mean to a friend, and now she bleeping hates my guts. cuz I'm an EPIC FAILURE!!!

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Fri 04/30/10 09:39 PM
Real friends don't hate, they might get upset but they'll forgive you....

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Sat 05/01/10 11:44 AM
Actually Joy it was his bestfriend! Go figure that one out! lol Anywho, EPIC FAIL night was redeemed later with drinks. Met up with a Mingler from the UK who is here locally for a few months on business. We went to my bar and of course got treated like rock stars. He was awesome company and even bought all my drinks

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Sat 05/01/10 01:08 PM
Actually Joy it was his bestfriend! Go figure that one out! lol Anywho, EPIC FAIL night was redeemed later with drinks. Met up with a Mingler from the UK who is here locally for a few months on business. We went to my bar and of course got treated like rock stars. He was awesome company and even bought all my drinks that rocks

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Sun 05/02/10 11:22 AM
I'm getting kind of tired of watching big boxing matches go all 12 rounds where both guys barely look winded at the end.... what happened to the knock out? Mayweather Vs Mosley - Not such an exciting fight for all the hype... Fail

_The_Sugar_Fire_ Joined Fri 04/09/10 Posts: 487	Sun 05/02/10 11:27 AM
I'm getting kind of tired of watching big boxing matches go all 12 rounds where both guys barely look winded at the end.... what happened to the knock out? Mayweather Vs Mosley - Not such an exciting fight for all the hype... Fail Damn straight. I buy all the PPV's for no good reason. The undercards always suck, then the main event is always a disppointment. That's why I love Pacquaio. Never disappoints.

_The_Sugar_Fire_ Joined Fri 04/09/10 Posts: 487	Sun 05/02/10 11:29 AM
Real friends don't hate, they might get upset but they'll forgive you.... I hope you're right. I feel like sheet about it. I'm an idiot. She doesn't even have to talk to me anymore, just as long as she doesn't hate me...