1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution
for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelors Degree
and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and
suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year
of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second
year,the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both
speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you
wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found
himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and
found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives
and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know
son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere,
son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,it is
love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a
10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for
her.They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
15. Confucius says: man who sinks into woman's arm soon have arms in
woman's sink.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in
Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They
just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
19. Marriage is a man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the
marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.
22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only
seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL
HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT
HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says - MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if
you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.
26. At a ****tail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING
YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED
THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married; then he is finished.
28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he
received a hundred letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN
HAVE MINE.
30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

LOL all they way cool post!

so true

Hilarious, thanks for the laughs.

yea i like that

Grinning.

Stands to reason all you men would like those.

They ARE kinda cute....

wow. somebody's bitter. lol

Good post!

Thx you :)

Humm I bet I can show ya one person that has no plans of crossing that
line of getting married lol.

who

Hummm if ya duhhh nooooooo then I duhhh noooo