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Topic: how to make gf
ankit_sood's photo
Sat 04/24/10 07:02 AM
can anyone tell me how to make gf plzzzzzzzzz

ntexas81's photo
Sat 04/24/10 07:11 AM
Computer, barbie doll, lots of power...and don't forget to wear a bra on your head!

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 04/24/10 07:18 AM
noway I didn't know you could even do that ..

"MAKE" a gf? Would u be looking for a computer-generated one? Or perhaps a blow-up doll????

Well if you figure it out, give me the blueprints so I can "make a BF"

smokin bigsmile


TxsGal3333's photo
Sat 04/24/10 07:20 AM

Computer, barbie doll, lots of power...and don't forget to wear a bra on your head!


OMG, your soooooooooooooo bad but goooooooooood at it hehehee:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:




But to the OP you just have to have patience and go slowly within time you will find one just for you.....:thumbsup:

cityblues21's photo
Sat 04/24/10 07:33 AM
Is there a recipe for that?

msmyka's photo
Sat 04/24/10 07:35 AM

Computer, barbie doll, lots of power...and don't forget to wear a bra on your head!


silly's photo
Sat 04/24/10 07:45 AM
If u want a blow up doll,just go and ask Mikey 117 he'll tell u how to do that.lmao

ntexas81's photo
Sat 04/24/10 07:45 AM
Edited by ntexas81 on Sat 04/24/10 07:46 AM


Computer, barbie doll, lots of power...and don't forget to wear a bra on your head!


OMG, your soooooooooooooo bad but goooooooooood at it hehehee:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:




But to the OP you just have to have patience and go slowly within time you will find one just for you.....:thumbsup:


I have my moments, hehe :tongue:

motowndowntown's photo
Sat 04/24/10 07:52 AM

can anyone tell me how to make gf plzzzzzzzzz


Gee I don't know. Maybe you can google it.

willing2's photo
Sat 04/24/10 07:54 AM
Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Let it sit for 13 years.
Then, add a big dose of PMS!scared rofl
Let it stew for another 26 years and pump out a few kids.
For the next 12 years slowly add tranquilizers and anti-depressants.
Stir in hormones for 5 to 10 years. (Be sure to wear heavy plastic gloves. Extremely caustic!)

Let cool for 2 more years and you have the perfect woman.

lilott's photo
Sat 04/24/10 08:09 AM
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bgeorge's photo
Sat 04/24/10 09:22 AM

Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Let it sit for 13 years.
Then, add a big dose of PMS!scared rofl
Let it stew for another 26 years and pump out a few kids.
For the next 12 years slowly add tranquilizers and anti-depressants.
Stir in hormones for 5 to 10 years. (Be sure to wear heavy plastic gloves. Extremely caustic!)

Let cool for 2 more years and you have the perfect woman.


laugh laugh laugh laugh yep...a couple extra yrs of cooling off couldn't hurt thoughflowerforyou

Goofball73's photo
Sat 04/24/10 10:07 AM

can anyone tell me how to make gf plzzzzzzzzz


Tell them you really have only 10 inches?laugh laugh

msmyka's photo
Sat 04/24/10 12:26 PM
Lots and lots of duct tape

74Drew's photo
Sat 04/24/10 12:50 PM

noway I didn't know you could even do that ..

"MAKE" a gf? Would u be looking for a computer-generated one? Or perhaps a blow-up doll????

Well if you figure it out, give me the blueprints so I can "make a BF"

smokin bigsmile



if it were possible, i'd have already done it.

can you pick the parts you don't want?


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no photo
Sat 04/24/10 12:54 PM

can anyone tell me how to make gf plzzzzzzzzz


what? got problems waiting for the seventy-virgins there ankit?

misterwiggly

ps - nice first post, btw

74Drew's photo
Sat 04/24/10 01:18 PM


can anyone tell me how to make gf plzzzzzzzzz


what? got problems waiting for the seventy-virgins there ankit?

misterwiggly

ps - nice first post, btw

dude, he's hindu not muslim.


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EquusDancer's photo
Sat 04/24/10 04:22 PM
You could create her from flowers, like in the Welsh myth of Blodeuedd

willing2's photo
Sat 04/24/10 04:27 PM
Convince the gal of yer dreams to take an innocent vacation with you to China.

When you get there, you could have here lobotomized in a backalley clinic. She'd be yers ferever!:angel:

silly's photo
Wed 04/28/10 07:25 PM


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