Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:





1.. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.



2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.



3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.



4. A dog's parents never visit.



5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.



6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.



7. Dogs find you amusing when you're sleeping..



8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.



9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"



10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.



11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.



12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but certainly not least:



14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.




Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.

So thats why I love my dog so much.

well my idea is that if u lock both of them in the trunk together, one, the dog gets out first cause he has to pee, wife gets out second, cause she is waiting for you to go get the dog, so she can get u good in the back with her knife, she is carrying in her hand.

where will u be sleeping tonight? why with the dog of course.

also,the dog will get Back into the trunk!!...

..just sayin...

and thats why I have 5 dogs

well maybe they all should get back in the trunk.

think id like you more than my dog

u can bet the dog will take his bed and bone. wife takes the money, the kids, cars, and all the furniture, besides gets support.

normally..

hahahahahaha so u agree........she also gets the dogs.

I think women can understand how much we love our dogs. I can remember how many times I was sent to the doghouse.

Okay, I laughed at this but my brain kept screaming misogyny.

awwww come on...it was just plain funny
i'll find one for the women next..just to be fair....lol

I admitted to laughing and I still am about the trunk one....lol but comparing women to dogs and dogs win out may be a bit misogynistic

Actually,most of this works for women and their dogs vs the guys too.