This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. A
Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United
States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving
me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' The
passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'The man goes on and
encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America !'The person says, 'I not American, I
Vietnamese.'The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees
he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful
America !'That person puts
up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle
East, I am not American!' He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are
you an American?'She says , 'No, I am from Africa !' Puzzled, he asks
her, 'Where are all the Americans?'The African lady checks her watch
and says... 'Probably at work!'

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM,
YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE

Most illegal immigrants work long hours for crappy wages at jobs most "Americans" won't do. They are illegal so they do not get free health care, housing, or food stamps.

I second that Motown

You don't know what you're talking about... There are many whom take advantage of the American system. Just another reason why we are in recession.

I third that motown..

Immigrants may not be American citizens... But they come into the U.S. pregnant, and have children, whom are elegible for food stamps, welfare, and other government sanctioned benefits that many of us hard working Americans pay into.

I will put a fifth agreement on that one Motown.