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| Topic: So....about Jack and Jill..... | |
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Something has always bothered me about this story. First of all, did ya ever ask yourself why they had to go up the hill to fetch the water? Was there not any water some place else? You know.....other than up that damn hill? Me thinks Jill tricked Jack. I mean....he fell down. Or did he? Me thinks Jill pushed him down because Jack was late on child support payments. But this is just a theory of mine. What say you?
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Something has always bothered me about this story. First of all, did ya ever ask yourself why they had to go up the hill to fetch the water? Was there not any water some place else? You know.....other than up that damn hill? Me thinks Jill tricked Jack. I mean....he fell down. Or did he? Me thinks Jill pushed him down because Jack was late on child support payments. But this is just a theory of mine. What say you?
This is great... are u late on payments to come up with this?????
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why did Jack need Jill to go with him? Couldn't he handle it on his own? I mean, she has better things to do and I'm sure he only wanted the water so Jill could wash his tighty whiteys
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Why was he wearing a crown?...........
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since the story says Jill came tumbling after...methinks Jill was giving Jack some head on a hill and nobody was paying any attention to the water..
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Something has always bothered me about this story. First of all, did ya ever ask yourself why they had to go up the hill to fetch the water? Was there not any water some place else? You know.....other than up that damn hill? Me thinks Jill tricked Jack. I mean....he fell down. Or did he? Me thinks Jill pushed him down because Jack was late on child support payments. But this is just a theory of mine. What say you? i'm thinking it's more like the story of adam, eve, and the apple. i think she just tricked him into going up the hill. there probably wasn't even any water up there. . . . |
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why did Jack need Jill to go with him? Couldn't he handle it on his own? I mean, she has better things to do and I'm sure he only wanted the water so Jill could wash his tighty whiteys
Cause she wanted to make sure the job got done right. I heard she wanted the Three Little Pigs to take him out, but they have ADD when they see mud, and so they are unreliable.
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why did Jack need Jill to go with him? Couldn't he handle it on his own? I mean, she has better things to do and I'm sure he only wanted the water so Jill could wash his tighty whiteys
Cause she wanted to make sure the job got done right. I heard she wanted the Three Little Pigs to take him out, but they have ADD when they see mud, and so they are unreliable.
and I heard rumors about Jack and the 3 little pigs. I suspect they are part of the gang that really pushed Humpty Dumpty off of the wall
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We all know water runs downhill!! We can't help it Jack was stupid to chase her up the hill!!!!
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We all know water runs downhill!! We can't help it Jack was stupid to chase her up the hill!!!!
Jack's stupidity isn't in question here. Jill's evil mind is. 
And anyways, perhaps Jack did realize this about water, but somehow Jill still made him go up the hill. Me thinks she promised to give him some if he did.
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why did Jack need Jill to go with him? Couldn't he handle it on his own? I mean, she has better things to do and I'm sure he only wanted the water so Jill could wash his tighty whiteys
Cause she wanted to make sure the job got done right. I heard she wanted the Three Little Pigs to take him out, but they have ADD when they see mud, and so they are unreliable.
and I heard rumors about Jack and the 3 little pigs. I suspect they are part of the gang that really pushed Humpty Dumpty off of the wall
I know , right?? After all they call leaders of gangs "Kings"...and did anyone ever find the body?? 
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We all know water runs downhill!! We can't help it Jack was stupid to chase her up the hill!!!!
Jack's stupidity isn't in question here. Jill's evil mind is.
And anyways, perhaps Jack did realize this about water, but somehow Jill still made him go up the hill. Me thinks she promised to give him some if he did.
He must have been the Fallguy!!!
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why did Jack need Jill to go with him? Couldn't he handle it on his own? I mean, she has better things to do and I'm sure he only wanted the water so Jill could wash his tighty whiteys
Cause she wanted to make sure the job got done right. I heard she wanted the Three Little Pigs to take him out, but they have ADD when they see mud, and so they are unreliable.
and I heard rumors about Jack and the 3 little pigs. I suspect they are part of the gang that really pushed Humpty Dumpty off of the wall
I know , right?? After all they call leaders of gangs "Kings"...and did anyone ever find the body??
Well, they couldn't put him back together again, so the logic would be that the pigs ate some of him. Apparently he was mighty juicy.
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well the official story is that he fell off the wall. He was pushed by Jack and the pigs. But there was a cover up because Jack is really the love child of Old King Cole and the old woman in the shoe
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why did Jack need Jill to go with him? Couldn't he handle it on his own? I mean, she has better things to do and I'm sure he only wanted the water so Jill could wash his tighty whiteys
Cause she wanted to make sure the job got done right. I heard she wanted the Three Little Pigs to take him out, but they have ADD when they see mud, and so they are unreliable.
and I heard rumors about Jack and the 3 little pigs. I suspect they are part of the gang that really pushed Humpty Dumpty off of the wall
I know , right?? After all they call leaders of gangs "Kings"...and did anyone ever find the body??
Well, they couldn't put him back together again, so the logic would be that the pigs ate some of him. Apparently he was mighty juicy.
unless they stuck him in Red Riding biatch's basket...what the hell was that about...and why was the wolf a crossdresser??
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And the plot thickens.......hmmmmmmmmm!
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I know the inside scoop. ask away. The wolf had to eat everyone because they might out him for cross dressing. But I suspect Red Riding hood was really a drug runner
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well the official story is that he fell off the wall. He was pushed by Jack and the pigs. But there was a cover up because Jack is really the love child of Old King Cole and the old woman in the shoe OMGGGG SHUT UPPP....you mean Jack had sex with Old King Cole, Jr??? He told me he was at the Pied Piper's when all along he was humpin his dumpty??? |
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And the wolf wanted to "blow the little pigs house down"???? Uh huh. He wanted to blow alright.
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