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Topic: So....about Jack and Jill.....
Goofball73's photo
Thu 04/08/10 09:52 PM
Something has always bothered me about this story. First of all, did ya ever ask yourself why they had to go up the hill to fetch the water? Was there not any water some place else? You know.....other than up that damn hill? Me thinks Jill tricked Jack. I mean....he fell down. Or did he? Me thinks Jill pushed him down because Jack was late on child support payments. But this is just a theory of mine. What say you?

nikita5's photo
Thu 04/08/10 09:53 PM
:laughing: rofl rofl

zanne46's photo
Thu 04/08/10 09:54 PM

Something has always bothered me about this story. First of all, did ya ever ask yourself why they had to go up the hill to fetch the water? Was there not any water some place else? You know.....other than up that damn hill? Me thinks Jill tricked Jack. I mean....he fell down. Or did he? Me thinks Jill pushed him down because Jack was late on child support payments. But this is just a theory of mine. What say you?


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

This is great...

are u late on payments to come up with this?????

rofl rofl rofl rofl

yellowrose10's photo
Thu 04/08/10 09:54 PM
why did Jack need Jill to go with him? Couldn't he handle it on his own? I mean, she has better things to do and I'm sure he only wanted the water so Jill could wash his tighty whiteys laugh

newarkjw's photo
Thu 04/08/10 09:56 PM
Why was he wearing a crown?...........smokin

Ladylid2012's photo
Thu 04/08/10 09:57 PM
since the story says Jill came tumbling after...methinks Jill was giving Jack some head on a hill and nobody was paying any attention to the water..

74Drew's photo
Thu 04/08/10 09:57 PM

Something has always bothered me about this story. First of all, did ya ever ask yourself why they had to go up the hill to fetch the water? Was there not any water some place else? You know.....other than up that damn hill? Me thinks Jill tricked Jack. I mean....he fell down. Or did he? Me thinks Jill pushed him down because Jack was late on child support payments. But this is just a theory of mine. What say you?


i'm thinking it's more like the story of adam, eve, and the apple. i think she just tricked him into going up the hill. there probably wasn't even any water up there.


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Goofball73's photo
Thu 04/08/10 09:58 PM

why did Jack need Jill to go with him? Couldn't he handle it on his own? I mean, she has better things to do and I'm sure he only wanted the water so Jill could wash his tighty whiteys laugh


Cause she wanted to make sure the job got done right. I heard she wanted the Three Little Pigs to take him out, but they have ADD when they see mud, and so they are unreliable. laugh

yellowrose10's photo
Thu 04/08/10 10:00 PM


why did Jack need Jill to go with him? Couldn't he handle it on his own? I mean, she has better things to do and I'm sure he only wanted the water so Jill could wash his tighty whiteys laugh


Cause she wanted to make sure the job got done right. I heard she wanted the Three Little Pigs to take him out, but they have ADD when they see mud, and so they are unreliable. laugh


and I heard rumors about Jack and the 3 little pigs. I suspect they are part of the gang that really pushed Humpty Dumpty off of the wall smokin

Tessa02's photo
Thu 04/08/10 10:00 PM
We all know water runs downhill!! We can't help it Jack was stupid to chase her up the hill!!!!:banana: rofl

Goofball73's photo
Thu 04/08/10 10:04 PM

We all know water runs downhill!! We can't help it Jack was stupid to chase her up the hill!!!!:banana: rofl


Jack's stupidity isn't in question here. Jill's evil mind is. :tongue: laugh laugh

And anyways, perhaps Jack did realize this about water, but somehow Jill still made him go up the hill. Me thinks she promised to give him some if he did.laugh

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Thu 04/08/10 10:05 PM



why did Jack need Jill to go with him? Couldn't he handle it on his own? I mean, she has better things to do and I'm sure he only wanted the water so Jill could wash his tighty whiteys laugh


Cause she wanted to make sure the job got done right. I heard she wanted the Three Little Pigs to take him out, but they have ADD when they see mud, and so they are unreliable. laugh


and I heard rumors about Jack and the 3 little pigs. I suspect they are part of the gang that really pushed Humpty Dumpty off of the wall smokin


I know , right?? After all they call leaders of gangs "Kings"...and did anyone ever find the body??spock

Tessa02's photo
Thu 04/08/10 10:06 PM


We all know water runs downhill!! We can't help it Jack was stupid to chase her up the hill!!!!:banana: rofl


Jack's stupidity isn't in question here. Jill's evil mind is. :tongue: laugh laugh

And anyways, perhaps Jack did realize this about water, but somehow Jill still made him go up the hill. Me thinks she promised to give him some if he did.laugh


He must have been the Fallguy!!!:banana:

Goofball73's photo
Thu 04/08/10 10:11 PM




why did Jack need Jill to go with him? Couldn't he handle it on his own? I mean, she has better things to do and I'm sure he only wanted the water so Jill could wash his tighty whiteys laugh


Cause she wanted to make sure the job got done right. I heard she wanted the Three Little Pigs to take him out, but they have ADD when they see mud, and so they are unreliable. laugh


and I heard rumors about Jack and the 3 little pigs. I suspect they are part of the gang that really pushed Humpty Dumpty off of the wall smokin


I know , right?? After all they call leaders of gangs "Kings"...and did anyone ever find the body??spock


Well, they couldn't put him back together again, so the logic would be that the pigs ate some of him. Apparently he was mighty juicy.laugh

yellowrose10's photo
Thu 04/08/10 10:13 PM
well the official story is that he fell off the wall. He was pushed by Jack and the pigs. But there was a cover up because Jack is really the love child of Old King Cole and the old woman in the shoe

LadyLovely1105's photo
Thu 04/08/10 10:14 PM





why did Jack need Jill to go with him? Couldn't he handle it on his own? I mean, she has better things to do and I'm sure he only wanted the water so Jill could wash his tighty whiteys laugh


Cause she wanted to make sure the job got done right. I heard she wanted the Three Little Pigs to take him out, but they have ADD when they see mud, and so they are unreliable. laugh


and I heard rumors about Jack and the 3 little pigs. I suspect they are part of the gang that really pushed Humpty Dumpty off of the wall smokin


I know , right?? After all they call leaders of gangs "Kings"...and did anyone ever find the body??spock


Well, they couldn't put him back together again, so the logic would be that the pigs ate some of him. Apparently he was mighty juicy.laugh


unless they stuck him in Red Riding biatch's basket...what the hell was that about...and why was the wolf a crossdresser??:tongue:

Goofball73's photo
Thu 04/08/10 10:15 PM
And the plot thickens.......hmmmmmmmmm!

yellowrose10's photo
Thu 04/08/10 10:16 PM
I know the inside scoop. ask away. The wolf had to eat everyone because they might out him for cross dressing. But I suspect Red Riding hood was really a drug runner

LadyLovely1105's photo
Thu 04/08/10 10:19 PM

well the official story is that he fell off the wall. He was pushed by Jack and the pigs. But there was a cover up because Jack is really the love child of Old King Cole and the old woman in the shoe


OMGGGG SHUT UPPP....you mean Jack had sex with Old King Cole, Jr??? He told me he was at the Pied Piper's when all along he was humpin his dumpty???

Goofball73's photo
Thu 04/08/10 10:21 PM
And the wolf wanted to "blow the little pigs house down"???? Uh huh. He wanted to blow alright.laugh

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