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| Topic: So....about Jack and Jill..... | |
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Maybe he just wanted alittle pork?
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well the official story is that he fell off the wall. He was pushed by Jack and the pigs. But there was a cover up because Jack is really the love child of Old King Cole and the old woman in the shoe OMGGGG SHUT UPPP....you mean Jack had sex with Old King Cole, Jr??? He told me he was at the Pied Piper's when all along he was humpin his dumpty??? no no no. he is the love child of King Cole and The old woman in a shoe. ya see....the old woman in the shoe didn't really have all of those kids. In fact, they weren't kids at all. She was running a brothel. That is why Old King Cole went there, had some fun and then she got pregnant with Jack. Jack and Jill are the Bonnie and Clyde of nursery rhymes. Little Miss Muffet wasn't scared by a silly spider. She was mugged by Jill and while Jill was counting the money, Muffet ran away and they blamed a spider. |
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And the wolf wanted to "blow the little pigs house down"???? Uh huh. He wanted to blow alright.  I told you he had to destroy the evidence. those house contained the pictures of him cross dressing that grandma took. he destroyed the houses and then ate grandmother. He wanted to eat Red too because she thought grandma squealed to her |
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Maybe he just wanted alittle pork? 
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well the official story is that he fell off the wall. He was pushed by Jack and the pigs. But there was a cover up because Jack is really the love child of Old King Cole and the old woman in the shoe OMGGGG SHUT UPPP....you mean Jack had sex with Old King Cole, Jr??? He told me he was at the Pied Piper's when all along he was humpin his dumpty???
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well the official story is that he fell off the wall. He was pushed by Jack and the pigs. But there was a cover up because Jack is really the love child of Old King Cole and the old woman in the shoe OMGGGG SHUT UPPP....you mean Jack had sex with Old King Cole, Jr??? He told me he was at the Pied Piper's when all along he was humpin his dumpty??? no no no. he is the love child of King Cole and The old woman in a shoe. ya see....the old woman in the shoe didn't really have all of those kids. In fact, they weren't kids at all. She was running a brothel. That is why Old King Cole went there, had some fun and then she got pregnant with Jack. Jack and Jill are the Bonnie and Clyde of nursery rhymes. Little Miss Muffet wasn't scared by a silly spider. She was mugged by Jill and while Jill was counting the money, Muffet ran away and they blamed a spider. OHHHHHHHHHHH....so the spider was in Red Riding Hood's Basket hiding so she was really the spider's get-away-ride...hence the reason she's was called "riding" hood....it's all making sense now!!! |
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Red riding hood was a mule and the spider was her looking out for drug runs.
I can't believe you guys don't know this
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I have created a monster.
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who do you want the scoop on next?
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Pfffft. I have a good one.
Little Miss Muffet. Uh huh. Yeah right. The spider was actually here pimp coming to collect, and the chick was holding back on him. Spider knew it, so he took a leak in her (what the hell was she eating?). Anyways.....he pimped slapped her with all eight legs, got his money, and made her go back to work. |
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I already explained Muffet. The spider was just a red herring
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I already explained Muffet. The spider was just a red herring Yeah, but I had the Inside Scoop. 
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ok well...about those 3dudes in the tub...what the hell were they getting away from Rosey??
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Goof....the spider was on a drug run with Red at the time. He couldn't have done it. The old woman in the shoe runs that corner and she is a tough old broad
Lovely....the 3 men in a tub was a one time thing. they were at a bachelor party and got a little carried away |
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Goof....the spider was on a drug run with Red at the time. He couldn't have done it. The old woman in the shoe runs that corner and she is a tough old broad Lovely....the 3 men in a tub was a one time thing. they were at a bachelor party and got a little carried away see I'm thinkin not girl...that one dude left the woman in the shoe cuz he couldn't pay all that child support...even though we know they weren't all hers, but when he told her he was really Bi-sexual, she freaked and went and screwed that King Cole guy and poof Jack came out...he went to get the water with Jill thinkin the tub dude would be in the pond and was gonna prove his infidelity ....only he didn't know there were 2 lovers in that tub with him...sighhh |
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BREAKING NEWS
 It has been reported that she snapped because of all of the crime and corruption in nursery rhyme town. She cooked her goose. The cat and the fiddle is trying to coax her out with music now. Stay tuned for more breaking news |
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BREAKING NEWS It has been reported that she snapped because of all of the crime and corruption in nursery rhyme town. She cooked her goose. The cat and the fiddle is trying to coax her out with music now. Stay tuned for more breaking news
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I got it from a reliable source from Mingle that she was partners with the Old Woman in the shoe. was she not getting her cut? or was Red Riding hood bringing her stash to her when she ran across the wolf? Jonesing maybe?
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