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Topic: Lex's Woman-Hunt
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Thu 03/25/10 07:14 AM
Naw. I admire him and enjoy his wit, but I prefer older fellas. Just like the 'no kids' thing on Lex's list...if I were looking, mine would have a 'must be over 55' caveat. But, dang...20 years ago? I'd have been jumping up and down, waving at him and yellin' "Me! Me! Me!!! No, he's not the guy for me...nor I the gal for him, but there is someone out there for him. I just know it!

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Thu 03/25/10 07:42 AM
Edited by s1owhand on Thu 03/25/10 07:57 AM
one word - alpaca

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/23/alpaca-learns-how-to-surf_n_504740.html

bigsmile

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Thu 03/25/10 08:21 AM

Date women whose kids have grown up and moved out. There are a lot of feisty, wicked smart ones who will give you a run for your Llllllllama.


That's a negatory there, good buddy.


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Thu 03/25/10 09:44 AM
Psst Lex. Posse alert, possible sighting. Check out the 30 or 40 something forum. There's a single female, no kids, no drugs, sounds intelligent. You'll have to investigate the other aspects on your own but I'm thinking you can swing an interesting first e-mail. :thumbsup:

No pix so maybe she even looks like Billie Piper.:wink:

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Thu 03/25/10 10:19 AM
A famous female Science Fiction author that doesn't take no for an answer would do the trick. drinker

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Thu 03/25/10 10:57 AM

A famous female Science Fiction author that doesn't take no for an answer would do the trick. drinker



Those are pretty rare, though!

Sad but true!


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Thu 03/25/10 02:10 PM
Just wanted to mention that I sent the PDFs for the 4th book to the publisher today....so if anybody was operating under the assumption that only an author with FOUR books was good enough, well, now's your chance....!

shades

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Thu 03/25/10 02:50 PM
Well I have sat here and racked my brain thinking who would be a good choice for Lex. I thought about one then realized they live the 897,000 miles away so scratched them off the list. Then went to the next one on the list but realized they did have kids after all and grown so scratched them off. Well then #3 on the list seemed idea from the start no kids not too far away was intelligent but dammit found out she liked to watch things burn..........noway noway

Ohhhhhh shshshshsh so that blew that list of possibles slaphead

Back to the drawing board for me..............whoa

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Thu 03/25/10 02:55 PM

Well I have sat here and racked my brain thinking who would be a good choice for Lex. I thought about one then realized they live the 897,000 miles away so scratched them off the list. Then went to the next one on the list but realized they did have kids after all and grown so scratched them off. Well then #3 on the list seemed idea from the start no kids not too far away was intelligent but dammit found out she liked to watch things burn..........noway noway

Ohhhhhh shshshshsh so that blew that list of possibles slaphead

Back to the drawing board for me..............whoa


That's one reason I never signed up for ArsonistDating.com....


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Thu 03/25/10 04:23 PM


Well I have sat here and racked my brain thinking who would be a good choice for Lex. I thought about one then realized they live the 897,000 miles away so scratched them off the list. Then went to the next one on the list but realized they did have kids after all and grown so scratched them off. Well then #3 on the list seemed idea from the start no kids not too far away was intelligent but dammit found out she liked to watch things burn..........noway noway

Ohhhhhh shshshshsh so that blew that list of possibles slaphead

Back to the drawing board for me..............whoa


That's one reason I never signed up for ArsonistDating.com....




I would say something about hot chicks here, but that's too corny even for me, so I won't.....

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Thu 03/25/10 04:26 PM



Well I have sat here and racked my brain thinking who would be a good choice for Lex. I thought about one then realized they live the 897,000 miles away so scratched them off the list. Then went to the next one on the list but realized they did have kids after all and grown so scratched them off. Well then #3 on the list seemed idea from the start no kids not too far away was intelligent but dammit found out she liked to watch things burn..........noway noway

Ohhhhhh shshshshsh so that blew that list of possibles slaphead

Back to the drawing board for me..............whoa


That's one reason I never signed up for ArsonistDating.com....




I would say something about hot chicks here, but that's too corny even for me, so I won't.....


Gives new meaning to "old flame"....


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Thu 03/25/10 04:27 PM




Well I have sat here and racked my brain thinking who would be a good choice for Lex. I thought about one then realized they live the 897,000 miles away so scratched them off the list. Then went to the next one on the list but realized they did have kids after all and grown so scratched them off. Well then #3 on the list seemed idea from the start no kids not too far away was intelligent but dammit found out she liked to watch things burn..........noway noway

Ohhhhhh shshshshsh so that blew that list of possibles slaphead

Back to the drawing board for me..............whoa


That's one reason I never signed up for ArsonistDating.com....




I would say something about hot chicks here, but that's too corny even for me, so I won't.....


Gives new meaning to "old flame"....




Exactly!!!!:laughing:

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Thu 03/25/10 11:29 PM




LEX,,,tell these people the TRUTH,,,YOUR NOT FROM THIS WORLD...

They need to know your only stuck here til your bi-plasmo conductor
can be finished,,,then,,,BACK to Mars....noway noway noway






drinker :wink: laugh laugh :banana: :banana: :banana:


SEE,,,theres a perfect answer for everything.....laugh


Phosi, Terry, the planet is called Phosi --

It will all make sense in about a year and a half!




If you happen to croak without finishing the series, I'll be seriously pissed. My resurrecting skills aren't real great.


Here's a clue -- those two guys that took the water from Xavla -- they're not done yet.

Also, one of the N-trac people is actually an alien. It's not Frank.






Bad teasing, Lex.

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Thu 03/25/10 11:36 PM
Edited by EquusDancer on Thu 03/25/10 11:36 PM

Just wanted to mention that I sent the PDFs for the 4th book to the publisher today....so if anybody was operating under the assumption that only an author with FOUR books was good enough, well, now's your chance....!

shades


So how long will it take to get to published?

For those of us who are jonesing on book series... grumble

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Fri 03/26/10 06:24 AM


Just wanted to mention that I sent the PDFs for the 4th book to the publisher today....so if anybody was operating under the assumption that only an author with FOUR books was good enough, well, now's your chance....!

shades


So how long will it take to get to published?

For those of us who are jonesing on book series... grumble


Here's how it works -- they review the files, make sure everything's all right (we had an issue with the last one about the cover layout, and I had to fix it 3 or 4 times before it worked). Once that's done, I get a proof copy to check out. If the proof is OK, I give them the go-ahead. Generally, it's only a day or two after that before it gets listed on Amazon.


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Fri 03/26/10 02:22 PM



Just wanted to mention that I sent the PDFs for the 4th book to the publisher today....so if anybody was operating under the assumption that only an author with FOUR books was good enough, well, now's your chance....!

shades


So how long will it take to get to published?

For those of us who are jonesing on book series... grumble


Here's how it works -- they review the files, make sure everything's all right (we had an issue with the last one about the cover layout, and I had to fix it 3 or 4 times before it worked). Once that's done, I get a proof copy to check out. If the proof is OK, I give them the go-ahead. Generally, it's only a day or two after that before it gets listed on Amazon.




Dang that's not too bad once it gets rolling!

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Fri 03/26/10 04:33 PM




Just wanted to mention that I sent the PDFs for the 4th book to the publisher today....so if anybody was operating under the assumption that only an author with FOUR books was good enough, well, now's your chance....!

shades


So how long will it take to get to published?

For those of us who are jonesing on book series... grumble


Here's how it works -- they review the files, make sure everything's all right (we had an issue with the last one about the cover layout, and I had to fix it 3 or 4 times before it worked). Once that's done, I get a proof copy to check out. If the proof is OK, I give them the go-ahead. Generally, it's only a day or two after that before it gets listed on Amazon.




Dang that's not too bad once it gets rolling!


Not bad at all. And I just found out about the Amazon "author pages," so I got set up for one of those, too. It takes a few days for them to create the page, though.


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