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Topic: I DONT FEEL TOTALLY FRESH??
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 03/22/10 09:22 AM
Come on!!! Would you ever REALLY say that to someone? I feel fresh as a spring daisy on a country lane How do you feel?

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Mon 03/22/10 09:25 AM
How about this? Fresh as a Hyperion Breeze? If you live Down Wind of El Segundo you would really appreciate that!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 03/22/10 09:27 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 03/22/10 09:27 AM
How about fresh as low tide at Venice Beach, or a dumpster at a "long John Silvers". Gosh im disguisting.

TheresMyFriend Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 2565	Mon 03/22/10 09:35 AM Edited by TheresMyFriend on Mon 03/22/10 09:37 AM
Since your asking...and some say that I have some really weird ideas running wild in my head! But for the last few days, I've been thinking about what would be involved in inventing a "Talking Tampon"! I feel like it should come with an off/on pull chain or string (whichever would be most comfortable)! Maybe a Super Deluxe model, with audio out jack (maybe 2.5mm), so's you could use as i-pod with your favorite mp3 files. That's as far as I've got so far, sure a patent would be no problem. OK...my brain is starting to ache a bit!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 03/22/10 09:38 AM
Since your asking...and some say that I have some really weird ideas running wild in my head! But for the last few days, I've been thinking about what would be involved in inventing a "Talking Tampon"! I feel like it should come with an off/on pull chain or string (whichever would be most comfortable)! Maybe a Super Deluxe model, with audio out jack (maybe 2.5mm), so's you could use as i-pod with your favorite mp3 files. That's as far as I've got so far, sure a patent would be no problem. OK...my brain is starting to ache a bit! And I thought I was off the chain... Wow!!!!

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Mon 03/22/10 10:00 AM
"I feel good all under"!

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Mon 03/22/10 10:04 AM
Gotta love that summers eve......

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 03/22/10 10:10 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 03/22/10 10:11 AM
Gotta love that summers eve...... Especially when she just happens to have a box of it on her dining room table in the commercial. Im never having dinner at their house!

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Mon 03/22/10 10:12 AM
Yea right!! Lmao

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 03/22/10 10:19 AM
Yea right!! Lmao The roast looks delicious, but could you please pass me the douche.

CatsLoveMe Joined Wed 09/16/09 Posts: 4522	Mon 03/22/10 11:07 AM
I bought some goats-milk soaps in Florida while I was down there. All different kinds. So today, you could say I'm as fresh as Key Lime pie.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 03/22/10 11:30 AM
I bought some goats-milk soaps in Florida while I was down there. All different kinds. So today, you could say I'm as fresh as Key Lime pie. Niccccccccccccccccccccce!

AngelArs Joined Wed 02/03/10 Posts: 1316	Mon 03/22/10 11:34 AM
Gotta love that summers eve......

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 22116	Mon 03/22/10 11:57 AM
I never thought I'd see a douche thread. I've read some threads started by douches. I've seen some replys to threads by douches. I've read some douche profiles. But I have never seen a douche thread.

Kings_Knight Joined Sat 01/31/09 Posts: 3718	Mon 03/22/10 12:00 PM
Since your asking...and some say that I have some really weird ideas running wild in my head! But for the last few days, I've been thinking about what would be involved in inventing a "Talking Tampon"! I feel like it should come with an off/on pull chain or string (whichever would be most comfortable)! Maybe a Super Deluxe model, with audio out jack (maybe 2.5mm), so's you could use as i-pod with your favorite mp3 files. That's as far as I've got so far, sure a patent would be no problem. OK...my brain is starting to ache a bit! It'd be like a real-life 'Betsy-Wetsy' ... (I should be so ashamed for sayin' that ... but I'm not) ...

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 03/22/10 12:00 PM
I never thought I'd see a douche thread. I've read some threads started by douches. I've seen some replys to threads by douches. I've read some douche profiles. But I have never seen a douche thread. Mowtown... Ive also started fart threads, and butt pirate threads... you HAD to know this was coming!!!!

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Mon 03/22/10 12:01 PM
Come on!!! Would you ever REALLY say that to someone? I feel fresh as a spring daisy on a country lane How do you feel? lol, if someone told me they "don't feel fresh" (or some variant), I'd jokingly suggest they change their diapers.

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 03/22/10 12:02 PM
feel me more and I will tell U!!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 22116	Mon 03/22/10 12:02 PM
I am thinking of having a big salad. Ya got any vinegar?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 03/22/10 12:02 PM
Come on!!! Would you ever REALLY say that to someone? I feel fresh as a spring daisy on a country lane How do you feel? lol, if someone told me they "don't feel fresh" (or some variant), I'd jokingly suggest they change their diapers. TOTALLY!!!!!!