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I am thinking of having a big salad. Ya got any vinegar? Ive got some spring daisy! |
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Since your asking...and some say that I have some really weird ideas running wild in my head! But for the last few days, I've been thinking about what would be involved in inventing a "Talking Tampon"! I feel like it should come with an off/on pull chain or string (whichever would be most comfortable)! Maybe a Super Deluxe model, with audio out jack (maybe 2.5mm), so's you could use as i-pod with your favorite mp3 files. That's as far as I've got so far, sure a patent would be no problem. OK...my brain is starting to ache a bit!  
Why stop there? Why not add an anal fart filter? You could then Ipod in stereo. If you are talented you could sing to the tuba! |
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Since your asking...and some say that I have some really weird ideas running wild in my head! But for the last few days, I've been thinking about what would be involved in inventing a "Talking Tampon"! I feel like it should come with an off/on pull chain or string (whichever would be most comfortable)! Maybe a Super Deluxe model, with audio out jack (maybe 2.5mm), so's you could use as i-pod with your favorite mp3 files. That's as far as I've got so far, sure a patent would be no problem. OK...my brain is starting to ache a bit!
Why stop there? Why not add an anal fart filter? You could then Ipod in stereo. If you are talented you could sing to the tuba! Oh...snap! Since im a singer ive got to have one now! |
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Since your asking...and some say that I have some really weird ideas running wild in my head! But for the last few days, I've been thinking about what would be involved in inventing a "Talking Tampon"! I feel like it should come with an off/on pull chain or string (whichever would be most comfortable)! Maybe a Super Deluxe model, with audio out jack (maybe 2.5mm), so's you could use as i-pod with your favorite mp3 files. That's as far as I've got so far, sure a patent would be no problem. OK...my brain is starting to ache a bit!
Why stop there? Why not add an anal fart filter? You could then Ipod in stereo. If you are talented you could sing to the tuba! And...it would of course come with one default courtesy music file, by the Beach Boys: "GOOD VIBRATIONS" I'm pickin' up good vibrations She's giving me excitations I'm pickin' up good vibrations (Oom bop bop good vibrations) She's giving me excitations (Oom bop bop excitations) Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop bop) She's giving me excitations (Oom bop bop excitations) Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop bop) She's giving me excitations (Oom bop bop excitations) Thanks for the added features to the Talking Tampon, Super Deluxe model! 
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Since you are asking, I`m feeling with my fingers.
  
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I havent took a shower for 5 days and no ones noticed
I feel great!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 03/22/10 12:40 PM
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I havent took a shower for 5 days and no ones noticed I feel great!
Is that what I smell? INTOXICATING!  
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Since you are asking, I`m feeling with my fingers.
Whoa!!!! I noticed!!!! Wooooo Hoooo!!! |
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Since your asking...and some say that I have some really weird ideas running wild in my head! But for the last few days, I've been thinking about what would be involved in inventing a "Talking Tampon"! I feel like it should come with an off/on pull chain or string (whichever would be most comfortable)! Maybe a Super Deluxe model, with audio out jack (maybe 2.5mm), so's you could use as i-pod with your favorite mp3 files. That's as far as I've got so far, sure a patent would be no problem. OK...my brain is starting to ache a bit!
Why stop there? Why not add an anal fart filter? You could then Ipod in stereo. If you are talented you could sing to the tuba! I saw a hip hop group that used a tuba once. It was great. |
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