Okay, so there's two guys in an elevator and they both have a black eye.
One guy turns to the other and says, "How'd ya get the shiner?" The
other man replies, "I was at the airport this morning and the girl
behind the counter have the biggest breasts I've ever seen. So, what I
meant to say was '2 tickets to Pittsburgh'...but what came out was '2
pickets to Tittsburgh'...and she socked me!"

The first guys says, "That's incredible! Almost the same thing happened
to me. I was at the breakfast table this morning. My lovely wife was
sitting across from me and I was staring at her, it was like she was the
only thing I could see. Now what I meant to say was 'Honey, would you
please pass the cornflakes'...but what came out was, "YOU STUPID BITCH,
YOU'VE RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!'

GOT THAT RIGHT!!!!!!

lol

That's funny! The same thing happened to me!!